Haaked

V- The epitome of flakiness; to be blown off in a really lame way, often accompanied by an awful excuse. Pronounced like the word hawk.

"Dude, where's Katie?"
"She called me after I bought her ticket for the movie to tell me she couldn't come. She mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry."
"You've been Haaked!"

by Onstrike December 29, 2008

FTB

FTB- For the babes. Used to explain one's motivation for doing something.

"So why are you in a band? You can't even read music!"
"It's FTB man, it's FTB."

by Onstrike May 13, 2009