Haaked

V- The epitome of flakiness; to be blown off in a really lame way, often accompanied by an awful excuse. Pronounced like the word hawk.

"Dude, where's Katie?"
"She called me after I bought her ticket for the movie to tell me she couldn't come. She mentioned something about needing to fold some laundry."
"You've been Haaked!"

by Onstrike December 29, 2008

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Hanked

Getting blind drunk on a school night, usually a Wednesday.

Wow, Mon got totally Hanked last night, she literally threw up in her mouth a little....

by Thehankcode April 3, 2019

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hacked off

pissed off, angry, frustrated.

What's the matter with Bob, he sounds hacked off?

by acunninglinguist June 27, 2005

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"Hacked by Chinese!" appeared in the text of the Code Red Worm which attacked a vulnerability in Microsoft IIS web servers in July, 2001. In some internet forums, the phrase has become a put-down synonymous with "you lose!" The meaning of the original term is obscure; perhaps a reference by the originators of the worm to a supposed Chinese-American internet war, though the origin of the worm, which infected some 250,000 computers within 9 hours according to NIPC, was never traced.

Slashdot comment: "Hacked by Chinese!" -August 7, 2001, on news of a new human vs. machine chess match.

by Tony Sidaway September 22, 2005

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Hacked

Hacked is supposed to mean unauthorized access to computers and computer networks, but not any more, now it means to post 'Hilarious' statuses on somebodies Facebook profile.

Idiot: "I totally hacked Joe's Facebook the other day!"
Normal Person: "Really, you hacked it? How?"
Idiot: "He left himself logged in and I posted a status."
Normal Person: "That's not hacking."

by Pseudonym Man. October 15, 2011

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