haaken 

A man that is very tall and a large beak. He prowls in the mountains for his prey. He jumps down and grabs alter boys then takes him to his tower to feed.

Ah man Haaken took my fifth boy this week.

haaken by ChiefDaddy May 5, 2018

Haagen Daze 

State of consciousness achieved at a crucial point during the consumption of a pint of ice cream in which the eater is unable to stop himself from consuming the rest of the pint. See also Escoop Velocity.

I had planned to only eat half the pint, but I became Haagen Dazed and couldn’t stop myself from finishing it.

Haagen Daze by Kate & Bri August 4, 2007

Häagen-Dazs thighs

A cosmetic condition that has the ghastly symptom of producing thighs that have expanded to an obese and plump size from to much dairy fat. This is a precurser to the sever cosmetic condition of cottage cheese thighs.

The women going through the divorce consumed too much dairy products, directly resulting in her Häagen-Dazs thighs!

Häagen-Dazs thighs by macrent2 July 31, 2009

They have Häagen-Daz 

When your friend has never been to the dollar store and realizes they have Häagen-Daz ice cream. On top of that, the spoon is inside the container. Mind-blowing!

Person 1: They have Häagen-Daz.
Person 2: Yes, of course, why would they not.
Person 1: Can I have a spoon?
Person 2: It's already inside.
Person 1: No way.
Person 2: (Disappointment)

They have Häagen-Daz by Branta NoName February 18, 2019

haagen dazs 

synonymous with life

haagen dazs? more like haagen dAWESOME!!!!!

haagen dazs by Dudley D July 27, 2008

Haagen Days 

A special commemorative weekend that marks the existence of the one and only Haagen Dazs ice cream.

During the town’s annual Haagen Days celebration, my cousin was hospitalized for an acute brain freeze incident after ingesting about ten pints, back to back, in one of them there truly insane eat-all-you-can contests!

Haagen Days by Dr Bunnygirl November 29, 2019

Haareny 

An awesome person, who can sometimes be insane, crazy, and weird. She's still a great person, but she sometimes steals peoples notebooks if they go to M.S. 172Q.

Jeff: Haareny's going crazy. Should we do something?

Bill: Nah, she's always like that.

Haareny by AD69 October 31, 2011