gynocomasstia

when a fat person wears pants or short w/o any underwear giving the elusion that their ass is eating their pants.

WOW! That fat bitches ass is hungry, its eating her pants. I want to get me a piece of that gynocomasstia!

gynocomasstia by Captain Black Cawk March 16, 2009

Gynecomastia

GYNECOMASTIA:- Man boobs/moobs/man tits/ and other crude terms....

Happens when:-
(1) Men are obese
(2) Have hormonal imbalance during adolescence
(3) Have it permanently for various reasons

Hormonla imbalance can happen as:-

(1) Adolescent:- comes when a boy in his teens gets big nipples due to temporary hormonal imbalance. Generally clears up before 24 years of age.

(2) Genetically:- If you suffer from Klinefelter's syndrome, genetically low testosterone levels, or even excessively high levels of testosterone - where some of that excess testostorone gets converted to estrogen.

(3) Overuse of marijuana/ganja/weed that depressed androgens and creates estrogen, which leads to male breast development.

(4) Eating hormone-injected chickens (THE MAIN CAUSE). Chickens are injected with a hormone that causes their breasts to swell and mature faster. Unfortunately some of it residues in the human blood stream also when eaten. If this type of chicken is your staple food source - YOU WILL GET GYNECOMASTIA IN SOME FORM OR THE OTHER.

(5) Through the water supply. Urine is processed along with sewage at water treatment plants. The female hormones that come out of women don't breakdown at these plants. And so it enters our water supply at very low levels. But since we drink only that water, it accumulates in our bodies and you can guess the rest.

(6) Anabolic Sterioids:- Gynecomastia AND SHRUNKEN TESTICLES are very common amongst sterioid users. 54% of all gynecomastia surgery patients are in this category.

CURE:- My guess is simple surgery. If you are willing to find a good surgeon (no cheap ones!) especially in Virginia, it's pretty easy i heard. Man boobs are a problem to aesthetics and self-esteem, but are not health risks.

Afterall, in most cases, gynecomasts should be able to sue the chicken companies and water treatment plants, shouldn't they? But they are too embarassed to come forward.

Slight gynecomastia:- big nipples - my condition. Just squeeze them a bit before going to the swimming pool or having sex, then they contract and absolutely no one notices. HaHaHa!

Mild gynecomastia:- when only the nipples and some of the surrounding chest is slightly big and round, and doesn't show when wearing clothes. And most people don't even recognize it as man boobs

Heavy gynecomastia:- shows even if the man is wearing a sweater. Can be embarassing, especially if you are not obese.

Gynecomastia affects 36-47% of all Americans in some form or the other. However most people with slight or mild gynecomastia never realize this. Men with big nipples but living in cold countires never know their condition because in cold weather the nipples stay contracted.

A few people with (hormonal?)gynecomastia:-
(1) 50 cent
(2) Denzel Washington
(3) Fred Durst
(4) Al Sharpton
(5) Simon Cowell
(6) Big Show

Gynecomastia by Bob Markinson April 20, 2007

gynecomastia

The scientific term for manboobs.
gyne = woman
co (como) = like
mastia = boobs

Bob the big butt has gynecomastia.

gynecomastia by Sudo Nim December 14, 2004

Gynecomastia

bitch tits

the abnormal enlargement of one or both breasts in a man

Mr P has gynecomastia.

Gynecomastia by jeezy April 19, 2006

Gynecomastia

When a guy has mega bitch tits and sensitive nipples

Look at that guys tits. He has gynecomastia.

Gynecomastia by Redman2 December 8, 2010

gynecomastia

A technical term used to describe accumulation of breast tissue is a male. See moobs.

Tommy got on the juice, and now he's rockin' the gynecomastia.

gynecomastia by Tricia Shiver November 27, 2007

gynecomastia

u r all stupid.

gynecomastia, or, as many a-dad said, "moobs" or "puberty tiddys" is a large build up of fat in the chest area.

it comes in 3 forms:

in infancy, mid 90s, or puberty, which, for the latter, is extremely embarrassing. it happens b your body is changing.

anytime through out your life from testosterone injections

also on roidragers

and the latter, bc hormones are changed in your body, for some reason.

i almost kms bc of gynecomastia. on gekyumes foreskin.

gynecomastia by Lil barnacles #1 fan June 19, 2022