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gwwak gwak 

The term gwwak gwak portrays an act of the devil where mans would insert his massive dong into ones mouth (maybe dangling down the throat). praise the lord jesus christ. three up the mandems
person 1: yo my slime i got bare gwwak gwak yesterday

person 2: jeeeezz

person 1: jeeezzzz

person 2:....

person 2: wanna gwwak gwak?
gwwak gwak by AJHG September 10, 2021
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is simply destruction
Some slut: I will now preform the forbidden predominant space time continuum bending, soul snatching, reality distorting, quintuple ultra seal vacuum, Gwak gwak twister gobble double bubble blowie combo wombo beyond infinity procedure.

Everything: Dead

gwak gwak 3000 

the base/entry model out of all the gwak gwaks, the pro model being the two handed twister max setting vacuum swallower 9000. more often than not, ur first gwak gwak will be the 3000 model and although years from now u will look back and realize that it was not the best, u will be grateful for it because it was ur first and most memorable. now for those of u who have luck on ur side, u just might end up will the mid tier model or even the pro. either way, there's no better feeling than literally getting the life sucked out of u via the pp and being left in a state of immobility due to this other worldly experience that will eventually sink into ur fogy mind. in which case u will stand back up with an overwhelming feeling of victory that will soon turn u into a ravaging beast that craves the seggies. u will then grab that bitch by the throat stand her up bend her over and fuck her in the ass. but hey that just what i think happens, ive actually never received a gwak gwak of any kind... yet
joe mama: hey where have u been

ben dover: i just recived a glock glock 3000 from some girl

joe mama: u mean a gwak gwak 3000

ben dover: no its glock glock

joe mama: no asshole its gwak gwak

ben dover: oh...

joe mama: lets tie our dicks in a knot

ben dover: ok
The sound your bitch makes when she gives you da succ.
My girl gave me plenty of gwak last night.
gwak by Gwak Master January 23, 2018
yeah I got myself messy in her gwak
gwak by Jim August 12, 2003

Gwak 9000 

It means really slopy and gay form of head usually done by freinds and very common amongst gay powerlifters how you can spot a wild gay powerlifter is by examining his pre lift ritual for example if his hands ate excessively close to his mouth of he wears clothing fat too tight or takes 30 minutes naps after a single rep, these are all common actions done by gay powerlifters who definitely perform the gwak 9000
Tf that powerlifter definitely gives his lifitng buddy (spotting him on squat very excessively) the gwak 9000 treatment
Gwak 9000 by I know sll July 22, 2022
Another word for bad, ugly or dis-tasteful
"Oh my God, that boy is gwak"
gwak by Nicki November 10, 2003