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Gcwak

"gay couple without a kid"

In "How I Met Your Mother," Lily sold her oil painting to a GCWAK (pronounced as gee-kwok) when in fact they just wanted the frames.
I met a gcwak today who said they are trying to have kids. I was like ooook.
by gay Han solo August 13, 2008
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Gawaka Gawaka

Gawaka Gawaka — the sound of an overly performative act of fellatio.

Gentlemen, if your partner is “doing the most”; then they are trying to “get done”; and, not enjoying what they’re doing.

It’s just basic psychology.

And if you enjoy that; then you deserve everything you AREN’T getting.

There is no such thing as “something for nothing”; and, the act of unilaterally giving pleasure to another without the though of reciprocity is counter to human nature.

It’s called “having your soul taken” for a reason!!!!!!!!

Oral sex is one thing; but, if your partner is “on demon time” with a “Gawaka Gawaka” you may need to look up the word “suuccubus” or “incubus” depending on which flag you fly.

Some will have to look up both words.

All mythology has its basis in reality.

As Dracula says: “I don’t drink…WINE.”

Sometimes this act is performed in conjunction with a grapefruit that has been mildly heated in a microwave oven. The erect member is inserted through the center of the warm fruit, preliminarily, before the Gawaka Gawaka begins.

Some find the combination of the moving grapefruit and the hyperactive mouth intoxicating. Others don’t like acidic juice in their Urethra.

Remember, most things sound so much better than they actually are when you experience them for yourself.

Different streaks for different freaks!!!!
Dude, I’m scared of my new lover. She was on demon time with a triple-x Gawaka Gawaka. I would have asked her where she learned to do that; if I had been able to talk or move during or afterward. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT, what comes next: EXORCISM?????
by Mind Hunter the Profiler September 12, 2023
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GCWOK

A GCWOK is a Gay Couple With Out Kids, the term was originally used in the episode "Everything Must Go" of the TV show, "How I Met Your Mother"
Those two men are a GCWOK.

I saw a GCWOK on the street today.
by Nicolas Scott L. May 12, 2008
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gwak gwak 3000

the base/entry model out of all the gwak gwaks, the pro model being the two handed twister max setting vacuum swallower 9000. more often than not, ur first gwak gwak will be the 3000 model and although years from now u will look back and realize that it was not the best, u will be grateful for it because it was ur first and most memorable. now for those of u who have luck on ur side, u just might end up will the mid tier model or even the pro. either way, there's no better feeling than literally getting the life sucked out of u via the pp and being left in a state of immobility due to this other worldly experience that will eventually sink into ur fogy mind. in which case u will stand back up with an overwhelming feeling of victory that will soon turn u into a ravaging beast that craves the seggies. u will then grab that bitch by the throat stand her up bend her over and fuck her in the ass. but hey that just what i think happens, ive actually never received a gwak gwak of any kind... yet
joe mama: hey where have u been

ben dover: i just recived a glock glock 3000 from some girl

joe mama: u mean a gwak gwak 3000

ben dover: no its glock glock

joe mama: no asshole its gwak gwak

ben dover: oh...

joe mama: lets tie our dicks in a knot

ben dover: ok
by giant horse cock 42069 February 8, 2021
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GCWOK

Gay Couple With Out Kids
From How I Met Your Mother

It's gonna be a thing
"You bagged a GCWOK?"
by Yeah mostly just dog testicles September 23, 2009
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gwak

The sound your bitch makes when she gives you da succ.
My girl gave me plenty of gwak last night.
by Gwak Master January 23, 2018
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