gwonko

When you shit so hard that your arsehole bleeds and you cum

"I cannot come out tonight, I've literally got gwonko"

by gwakagirl April 15, 2021

Rob Gronkowski

The most epic man ever to play for the New England Patriots.

Dude, did you Rob Gronkowski make that sweet catch and break through those defenders.

by RG87 December 31, 2011

gronkowski

A super human being. Can have sex with pornstars after a loss in the super bowl. Super good at sports. Excels in the bedroom. Has muscles bigger than Poseidon's penis.

That guy is a total Gronkowski he can play all the sports.

Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.

That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.

by obesecatdancer December 12, 2013

The Gronkowski Spike

When the famed New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski scores a touchdown and spikes the ball in celebration

Fan #1: Touchdown Gronkowski!!
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole

by bostonfan123 January 28, 2012

Gwongo P

What you say to your dog when he/she won't hurry up and pee as you're standing there by the door freezing your ass off.
short for go on-go pee

*dog meandering about*
You: "GWONGO P!"

by KJ771 September 30, 2010

Dirty Rob Gronkowski

the dirty rob Gronkowski is an activity to do during sex, it when she is bent over with her fist on the bed and legs up straight while he hits it from behind. he calls out hike and she shits in his hand and he tries to get as much of it as he can after he has collected the shit he Yells "GRONK" while spiking the glob of shit on the back of her head like rob in the end zone.

bro last night I hit her with the hardest dirty Rob Gronkowski last night.

by Teddy thicc May 19, 2021

gonko

Is when you’re doing something against what’s expected of you but doing it in a way that’s grimey and dirty. Going against the idea at hand and resisting what’s expected of you and be a grime ball about it.

That John guy is being a real gonko. He never listens to anything we have to say.

Man quit being a fukn gonko mane! Order me a taco while you’re there! Gonko taco mane!

Pete’s the biggest gonko in the office, he never comes to happy hour. Damn gonko.

by TheBossMcC May 14, 2018