Gronkon
The be a gronk individual.
Gronkon by Bidwillboy2770 February 4, 2019
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Rob Gronkowski
Rob Gronkowski by RG87 December 31, 2011
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gronkowski
A super human being. Can have sex with pornstars after a loss in the super bowl. Super good at sports. Excels in the bedroom. Has muscles bigger than Poseidon's penis.
That guy is a total Gronkowski he can play all the sports.
Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.
That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.
Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.
That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.
gronkowski by obesecatdancer December 12, 2013
The Gronkowski Spike
When the famed New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski scores a touchdown and spikes the ball in celebration
Fan #1: Touchdown Gronkowski!!
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole
The Gronkowski Spike by bostonfan123 January 28, 2012
gronions
green onions, chives, or scallions
Gronking
Gronking by NUChickens December 17, 2011
Word of the Day on June 11, 2017
Gronion
Pronounced like onion with 'Gr' in front, and usually in the plural.
Singular: - A left (or right) sailor's testicle that has been grossly inflated by a true 'blow' job in some stinking back-street Asian or Arab port during shore leave.
Plural - (Gronions) The worst scenario. Both balls about to explode through over-inflation, usually brought about by the aforesaid vicious fellatio, but with the added intervention of the house madam sticking a finger up the rectum at the same time.
Singular: - A left (or right) sailor's testicle that has been grossly inflated by a true 'blow' job in some stinking back-street Asian or Arab port during shore leave.
Plural - (Gronions) The worst scenario. Both balls about to explode through over-inflation, usually brought about by the aforesaid vicious fellatio, but with the added intervention of the house madam sticking a finger up the rectum at the same time.
Ship's Doctor:
'You seem to have a severe case of the Gronions'.
Sailor:
'Is there any cure?'
Ship's Doctor:
'No; but if you're willing, I suggest you donate one to Arsenal and the other to Man. U.'
'You seem to have a severe case of the Gronions'.
Sailor:
'Is there any cure?'
Ship's Doctor:
'No; but if you're willing, I suggest you donate one to Arsenal and the other to Man. U.'
Gronion by Albert Woods September 27, 2007
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