gwonk 

Gwonk is the sound a turtle makes. See Moo.

The turtle at the zoo goes "GWONK!"

gwonk by skeezermobile February 11, 2008

gwonk 

cheese made directly from an egg of a gwonkbird

please get me some gwonk

gwonk by ewo dawl October 4, 2008

gwook 

Gaping WithOut One's Knowlegde
A spread open butthole unbeknownst to its owner

"Holy Crap, did you just fart?"
"No"
"Then you must be GWOOK and I can smell your inner anus"

gwook by The Stink Monster November 27, 2013

Glonky

Excessively high to the point you can barely form a coherent sentence.

“I’m pretty glonky.”

Glonky by Yaldabaoth June 1, 2021

Dutch gonker 

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.

I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.

Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013

Gonk Droid 

Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid is a walking battery that repeatedly says gonk. Lucasfilm has made multiple attempts to make a Gonk Droid stand alone film but that was deemed impossible. This was because to make the film Lucasfilm would need footage of heaven itself. The amount of light and holiness would have blinded people. The blind would be able to see again but would just go blind again from its holiness.

Me: I need to charge my phone.
*Gonk Droid descends from heaven to help you*
Our Lord and Savior Gonk Droid: Gonk

Gonk Droid by DEW ETT December 17, 2017

glonk 

Someone who does absolutely nothing and dies

Also a lifestyle

I been in bed all day today what level of glonk is this ?? 🤠🤠

glonk by ashyhoe August 20, 2018