gronkowski

A super human being. Can have sex with pornstars after a loss in the super bowl. Super good at sports. Excels in the bedroom. Has muscles bigger than Poseidon's penis.

That guy is a total Gronkowski he can play all the sports.

Where were you last night? I was with a Gronkowski, I'm so sore this morning.

That guys muscles make him look like a Gronkowski.

by obesecatdancer December 12, 2013

Rob Gronkowski

The most epic man ever to play for the New England Patriots.

Dude, did you Rob Gronkowski make that sweet catch and break through those defenders.

by RG87 December 31, 2011

The Gronkowski Spike

When the famed New England Patriot Rob Gronkowski scores a touchdown and spikes the ball in celebration

Fan #1: Touchdown Gronkowski!!
Fan #2: Here comes The Gronkowski Spike!
Fan #3: The what??
Fan #2: Look it up asshole

by bostonfan123 January 28, 2012

Dirty Rob Gronkowski

the dirty rob Gronkowski is an activity to do during sex, it when she is bent over with her fist on the bed and legs up straight while he hits it from behind. he calls out hike and she shits in his hand and he tries to get as much of it as he can after he has collected the shit he Yells "GRONK" while spiking the glob of shit on the back of her head like rob in the end zone.

bro last night I hit her with the hardest dirty Rob Gronkowski last night.

by Teddy thicc May 19, 2021

Gromowski

Likes to act like a sausage and dress like a girl on the weekends. Always is looking for a way into someone butt

Your being a gromowski

by anonymous May 24, 2022

Gotkowski

The surname Gotkowski, is of Polish origin. (pronounciation got-cough-ski) derived from the personal name "Gotko," a diminutive of Gottfried or Gottlieb, meaning "God's peace" or "God's love". The name first appeared in medieval Poland and likely referred to a person with that name or a related occupation.

I met this guy called Sabastian Gotkowski back in kindergarden, we havd been close friends ever since.

by Gotek November 10, 2025