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Dutch gonker 

A delicate act based on the famous dutch oven that consists on waiting until a person falls asleep and carefully positioning your anus as close as you can to the other person's mouth. If you make it this far the only thing left to do is make full contact of your anus with the other person's mouth while opening it as is necessary to achieve the long awaited transmission of your gassy ghosts.

Due to the addictive state of nirvana this act causes, it is a very tough addiction to get rid of so perform it at your own risk.
I pulled another dutch gonker on my boyfriend the other night when he came home drunk and later than usual and all my inner demons and worries disappeared instantly, we're quite an addictive couple.
Dutch gonker by FacedPunched September 25, 2013
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Gankorrhea 

Describes a situation where a group of players out number the opposing side and win the battle due to their larger numbers. The ganking is so fluid that it resembles defecation with too much fluid.
Yesterday I was playing League of Legends with my bro and the other team jumped out and killed me 1 vs 5 then proceeded to destroy my tower. It was total Gankorrhea.
Gankorrhea by Bolognamaster March 20, 2011
Disease. In Colombia it's used to demean a person just the same way like pirobo, garbimba, malparido, etc
Your boyfriend hit you? What a gonorrea. That gonorrea stole my bus fare
gonorrea by pimpollo July 16, 2007

queen of gondor

Giving a handjob while being shit on
Man, I was so drunk, I gave my buddy Dusty a Queen of Gondor.

GonorRhianna 

That chick Chris Brown beat up for giving him STDs...
I can't believe GonorRhianna didn't hit that nigga back.

what's 2+2? gonorrhea 

1) A phrase uttered in angst when on the ultimate self-journey to discovering why you lack a boyfriend.

2) A mathematical equation that makes sense to a whore.

From a video that originated on tumblr and reached Youtube in June 2011.
It's a video basically doing crazy stuff that I think guys like in a girl, like being dumb and a slut... and a "good time." K? So this is just gonna be me doing crazy stuff. K. Cuz I don't have a boyfriend, so I've kind of been wondering what's wrong with me, besides the fact that I don't have any boobs. I'm a full package you guys, except without the package. No I'm just kidding. Ok, so it's gonna start now. (Now, say "Do you like me now?" x 1000, put on excessive makeup, make yourself incredibly moist, fluff up your hair, do a myspace pose, lift up your shirt, and party boy. Eventually you will want to say "What's 2+2? Gonorrhea.")
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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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