Gronko

greatest guild leader in World of Warcraft history

Well, he's no Gronko, but i think he will be ok.

by Craka111 March 6, 2009

Gronk Spike

the action of forcing an object (usually a football) into the ground with tremendous force as a way of celebration or because you re fucking hammered and felt like doing it anyway....

Rob caught the ball in the enzone and celebrated running over Darrel Revis with a Gronk Spike.

Chris got pissed after John beat him in beer pong so he Gronk Spiked his beer in anger.

by SagerRawDogs November 29, 2011

gronola gal

A smart, down to earth, outdoorsy women that takes care of her body and isn't into material goods. Kind, Considerate, friendly, and individualistic women that volunteers and cares about the environment. Tends not to care for drama either. There is a posiblity she eats granola but not a requirement.

I am tired of the shopaholics and want to meet a nice gronola gal.

by mountain man1 August 4, 2009

gronkh

One of the most caring people you'll ever meet. Being a gronkh means to be down to earth despite any admiration, to help people through tough times and wanting the best for everyone around. A gronkh is easily able to make people smile with his warmly attitude and great humor. He's a great entertainer in many ways and tries to deal with serious topics in the best way he can imagine. Sometimes a gronkh tends to underdestimate himself with sentences like "I only make videos" or "I'm just a human". We'll, in general he might be right, but a gronkh should always be aware of the fact that he won't be forgotten from many, many, many people.

It's a PUUUMAAA!!!!!!! - No, it's a gronkh.

by Wolfsmops March 5, 2020

Grongo

A wayward Brachiosaurus that broke free of his cage.

No, could it be? It was...
GRONGO!!

by Jomy10 January 28, 2021

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by typobeast September 13, 2023

gronk

Australian Slang, (noun) A person that is totally lacking in fashion sense, motor skills and/or social skills. Usually a total moron, an extremely unpleasant person or an unwanted guest.
Sometimes: A likeable idiot or Bogan (especially in Queensland)

1. No wonder he can't get a girlfriend, he is such a gronk!
2. Why would you "steal my car for the weekend," you gronk!

by Carbona_Not_Glue September 1, 2009