Gronk Spike

the action of forcing an object (usually a football) into the ground with tremendous force as a way of celebration or because you re fucking hammered and felt like doing it anyway....

Rob caught the ball in the enzone and celebrated running over Darrel Revis with a Gronk Spike.

Chris got pissed after John beat him in beer pong so he Gronk Spiked his beer in anger.

Gronk Spike by SagerRawDogs November 29, 2011

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gronola gal

A smart, down to earth, outdoorsy women that takes care of her body and isn't into material goods. Kind, Considerate, friendly, and individualistic women that volunteers and cares about the environment. Tends not to care for drama either. There is a posiblity she eats granola but not a requirement.

I am tired of the shopaholics and want to meet a nice gronola gal.

gronola gal by mountain man1 August 4, 2009

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gronkh

One of the most caring people you'll ever meet. Being a gronkh means to be down to earth despite any admiration, to help people through tough times and wanting the best for everyone around. A gronkh is easily able to make people smile with his warmly attitude and great humor. He's a great entertainer in many ways and tries to deal with serious topics in the best way he can imagine. Sometimes a gronkh tends to underdestimate himself with sentences like "I only make videos" or "I'm just a human". We'll, in general he might be right, but a gronkh should always be aware of the fact that he won't be forgotten from many, many, many people.

It's a PUUUMAAA!!!!!!! - No, it's a gronkh.

gronkh by Wolfsmops March 5, 2020

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Grongo

A wayward Brachiosaurus that broke free of his cage.

No, could it be? It was...
GRONGO!!

Grongo by Jomy10 January 28, 2021

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gronk

Australian Slang, (noun) A person that is totally lacking in fashion sense, motor skills and/or social skills. Usually a total moron, an extremely unpleasant person or an unwanted guest.
Sometimes: A likeable idiot or Bogan (especially in Queensland)

1. No wonder he can't get a girlfriend, he is such a gronk!
2. Why would you "steal my car for the weekend," you gronk!

gronk by Carbona_Not_Glue September 1, 2009

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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