Gronkology
Gronkology by Breesy_RN July 31, 2018
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Grundology
n. - The study of the Grundle. May include the study of the immediate area surrounding the grundle and the grundle's inter-organal relationship to said areas, the areas in this case being the testes and anus. Modern Grundology tends to place a strong emphasis on the relationship between the individual's grundle and the grundles of the world, seeking to reach that harmonious balance between and within each grundle. Studies show that someday in the not-too-distant future the grundles of the world may actually reach a certain level of homeostasis, leading to ultimate grundle enlightenment and allignment with the big grundle in the sky.
*note* Grundology is not to be confused with Grundolocism, which is the worship of the grundle and all that is holy about said area.
*note* Grundology is not to be confused with Grundolocism, which is the worship of the grundle and all that is holy about said area.
"Hey, what are you going to major in at college?"
"I was leaning towards Spanish, but I hear the field of Grundology is gaining a great amount of fame, so I might switch the focus of my major to Grundology with a minor in Inter-Grundular relations."
"His grundle is sending out menacing vibrations."
"How do you say 'grundle' in Korean?"
-"It's just 'grundle.' It doesn't translate. The grundle is universal . . . it's the same in all languages."
"Do grundles come in different sizes?"
-"Yes. Black people have the biggest grundles."
"I was leaning towards Spanish, but I hear the field of Grundology is gaining a great amount of fame, so I might switch the focus of my major to Grundology with a minor in Inter-Grundular relations."
"His grundle is sending out menacing vibrations."
"How do you say 'grundle' in Korean?"
-"It's just 'grundle.' It doesn't translate. The grundle is universal . . . it's the same in all languages."
"Do grundles come in different sizes?"
-"Yes. Black people have the biggest grundles."
Grundology by RaulChavez June 20, 2006
gerontology
The study of old people and how they become assholes, and get wrinkles and liver spots. Except of course for your grandparents who give you lots of money at christmas, unless they are assholes, or dead.
I want to get a degree in gerontology!
What the hell is that?
Its where I study old people.
Hey! Find out why gramps is an asshole all the time!
Old asshole wrinkle
What the hell is that?
Its where I study old people.
Hey! Find out why gramps is an asshole all the time!
Old asshole wrinkle
gerontology by MudkipzHax0rx September 11, 2009
Gunkology
the creative salvation of outdated concepts of label, convention and division. In unifying new ideas and embracing a paradoxical melting pot of influences it creates space in familiar shapes.
Gunkology by stillinmarvinsroom April 29, 2020
glockology
The study of guns, specifically the "Glock" line of products. Originated from an episode of Barry Tales.
glockology by CarkyAmster August 10, 2024
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