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A person who is very intoxicated (drunk) and acts in a foolish way, losing control of ones faculties and behaviour. A term used by doormen in Waterford, Ireland.
'Gonk of the night'
'Look at the state of that Gonk'
'This Gonk isn't going in'
by Rosscahill2036 February 19, 2018
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A person who is stupid. A general insult.
"Oh, you gonk"!
by Luke July 12, 2003
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To steal a few moments of deep sleep in the middle of the day
"Right, the meetings not for 20 mins, I'm off for a gonk"

"Where's Steve, he's going to miss the bus! He's gonking his head off upstairs"
by i2oo March 20, 2013
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Gonk. A loving term used to call your partner (particularly female) when they are being a bit 'ditsy'
"you are such a gonk" = girlfriend has just said something ditsy but funny.
by Darthvincent September 19, 2015
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A gonk is a Scottish term used for blowjob or oral sex performed on a male, often performed by skanky little middens or in homosexual cases by dobbers.
Geez a gonk ya dobber

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that skanky little midden gave me a belter ae a gonk last night man
by CLASS_A_BIRD February 18, 2009
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A way of saying "oh shit" or it can be used to show disgust. gonk has many uses and is sometimes used as an emoticon on gaia
Nick: So, I walked in on my mother taking a shower
Tim: :Gonk:
by xJenx August 10, 2005
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Star Wars trash can droid. Notorius for partying hard.
Look, a Gonk. It sure looks dapper, as it parties so hardy.
by :) October 12, 2004
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