gonker 

usually a player of a videogame called "Dark Souls 3", who insults and sends hatemail to people who defeated him (usually in the videogame "Dark Souls 3 ").

"your such a cheater i bet your fivee go get a life"
"ok gonker"

gonker by freddy46 January 8, 2019

Gonker 

A slur or contemptuous term for a goose.

This fucking gonker just chased me all the way back to Vandy!

Gonker by mandersono June 19, 2018

gonker 

the little hangy down thing in the back of your throat.

the doctor took a peak at my GONKER as I said "AHHHH"

gonker by cole clarke June 30, 2007

Gonker 

A gonker is a type of term that describes a mans genitalia as massive and girthy as well

“Oh my god Sasha, Tre ripped my pussy apart with his massive Gonker”

Gonker by BabyToon04 January 23, 2021

gonker 

noun; a really old, unwashed genital (singular)
adjective; an extremely Poo person that you literally cannot describe with any other word, more often than not this person is the type to say "what's the damage" to their cashier who has to laugh because if they don't it would be extremely awkward, when in reality they want to sock their face <3

noun; "please dad this is the 7th time can you please get your gonker out of my face god"
adjective; "girl that's literally so gonker how about i remove your individual toenails instead"

gonker by pleaseimbeingheldcaptivehelp December 28, 2021

Gonker 

Meaning large when describing drug use.

Dude that’s a gonker of a line! ; Excuse me good sir but I’m about to do a gonker line.

Gonker by GioFvckinVanni January 20, 2025

Gonker 

Meaning large when describing drug use.

Dude that’s a gonker of a line! ; Excuse me good sir but I’m about to do a gonker line.

Gonker by GioFvckinVanni January 20, 2025