gonk

A person who is stupid. A general insult.

"Oh, you gonk"!

by Luke July 12, 2003

gonk

Star Wars trash can droid. Notorius for partying hard.

Look, a Gonk. It sure looks dapper, as it parties so hardy.

by :) October 12, 2004

gonk

A gonk is a Scottish term used for blowjob or oral sex performed on a male, often performed by skanky little middens or in homosexual cases by dobbers.

Geez a gonk ya dobber

or

that skanky little midden gave me a belter ae a gonk last night man

by CLASS_A_BIRD February 18, 2009

gonk

A way of saying "oh shit" or it can be used to show disgust. gonk has many uses and is sometimes used as an emoticon on gaia

Nick: So, I walked in on my mother taking a shower
Tim: :Gonk:

by xJenx September 4, 2005

gonk

A length of toilet role covered in fake fur which is supplied as a prize at fairs. Due to its pathetic pointlessness, it can be used as an insult.

You are such a f*****g gonk!

by JonnyJman February 24, 2005

gonk

One's own skin. "in the gonk" (naked). My father (1923-2005) used this phrase in our childhood. His father was in the British Army (Royal Engineers) in WW I, so the army slang "gonk bag" for sleeping bag, is consistent.

Your brother's still in the gonk this morning.

by skribanr May 11, 2010

gonk

a word that is used to descibe some one you dislike and is different from an average person, and even slightly geeky.

see that dude over there with a starwars t-shirt, he looks like a bit of a gonk

by jonny boid September 12, 2009