by :) October 12, 2004
A gonk is a Scottish term used for blowjob or oral sex performed on a male, often performed by skanky little middens or in homosexual cases by dobbers.
by CLASS_A_BIRD February 18, 2009
A way of saying "oh shit" or it can be used to show disgust. gonk has many uses and is sometimes used as an emoticon on gaia
by xJenx August 10, 2005
A length of toilet role covered in fake fur which is supplied as a prize at fairs. Due to its pathetic pointlessness, it can be used as an insult.
by JonnyJman February 24, 2005
One's own skin. "in the gonk" (naked). My father (1923-2005) used this phrase in our childhood. His father was in the British Army (Royal Engineers) in WW I, so the army slang "gonk bag" for sleeping bag, is consistent.
by skribanr May 11, 2010
a word that is used to descibe some one you dislike and is different from an average person, and even slightly geeky.
by jonny boid September 11, 2009