gwimf 

Another word for a short person, place , thing; a smaller outcome than the actual expectation

"Why are my socks gwimf? One is smaller than the other"

gwimf by FlyingSnick May 28, 2021

GIMF 

Acronym for "Google It Mother Fucker." Used for when people ask asinine questions which are easily answered by typing in a few keywords into google.

<Idiot>: Hey guys, does anyone know pi to the 10th digit?
<Smart Ass>: GIMF!

GIMF by Ionizer March 23, 2007

gwife 

from combining the words 'girfriend' and 'wife.' a girlfriend that is so ridiculously attached to the guy, constantly with the guy, (and most likely, in charge) it might as well be a wife.

yeah, Matt was gonna meet us at the bar, but his friggin gwife wouldn't let him.

gwife by rob esss July 29, 2007

GIMF 

Acronym for "Google Is My Friend". A brief acknowledgement for the amazing knowledge google provides at your fingertip.

I can do anything from impress girls at the bar with my in depth knowledge on zodiac sign traits, to demonstrate intellectual superiority on message boards with endless citing of census statistics. How??? Because GIMF!!!

GIMF by Bucket West Miguel January 4, 2020

Gwimmy

Something shouted by the legendary Zen. Note that this demands the proper response of ZENNY!!

person 1 "GWIMMY!!"
person 2 "ZENNY!!"

Gwimmy by NotZen October 29, 2010

gwimmy

A man with two penises.

He had two penises: he was a gwimmy.

gwimmy by pikachusuper March 1, 2020

Gwimzy 

the act of simultaneously striking a newborn once it has exited the womb and violently and viciously yeeting said newborn at the father or mother while screaming sexual advances you think of when witnessing the nurse. If not a resident of the hospital: an extreme sexual urge to sneeze on said newborns in same situations after sneaking into the hospital room.

Moe: Dude, I got so bored that I just gwimzy'd the kid down by 4th avenue! I love being a doctor! This is why we should encourage the new generation to attend medical school! And look! - I still have the baby!

Snot covered newborn: GOO GOO GA GA KHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHK NYAAAAAAAAAAA

Moe: Did I mention it's Jewish? What an upgrade from the last Kenyan one!

Gwimzy by gwimmination January 16, 2021