Gwimzy

the act of simultaneously striking a newborn once it has exited the womb and violently and viciously yeeting said newborn at the father or mother while screaming sexual advances you think of when witnessing the nurse. If not a resident of the hospital: an extreme sexual urge to sneeze on said newborns in same situations after sneaking into the hospital room.

Moe: Dude, I got so bored that I just gwimzy'd the kid down by 4th avenue! I love being a doctor! This is why we should encourage the new generation to attend medical school! And look! - I still have the baby!

Snot covered newborn: GOO GOO GA GA KHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHK NYAAAAAAAAAAA

Moe: Did I mention it's Jewish? What an upgrade from the last Kenyan one!

by gwimmination January 16, 2021

Gwimmy

Something shouted by the legendary Zen. Note that this demands the proper response of ZENNY!!

person 1 "GWIMMY!!"
person 2 "ZENNY!!"

by NotZen October 29, 2010

gwimmy

A man with two penises.

He had two penises: he was a gwimmy.

by pikachusuper March 1, 2020

Gwimmy

a fetish act when you shove a carrot in someone's rectum and then shit in their mouth

"that girl is kinky as shit. she enjoys a good gwimmy"

by umdfan87 February 26, 2009

Gwizzy

Sussy version of glizzy meaning a penis, hotdog, or a pistol. (NOT A DESERT EAGLE)

Man no homo I never wanted the GWIZZY

by MrGaloom July 25, 2021