Gwimzy

the act of simultaneously striking a newborn once it has exited the womb and violently and viciously yeeting said newborn at the father or mother while screaming sexual advances you think of when witnessing the nurse. If not a resident of the hospital: an extreme sexual urge to sneeze on said newborns in same situations after sneaking into the hospital room.

Moe: Dude, I got so bored that I just gwimzy'd the kid down by 4th avenue! I love being a doctor! This is why we should encourage the new generation to attend medical school! And look! - I still have the baby!

Snot covered newborn: GOO GOO GA GA KHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHK NYAAAAAAAAAAA

Moe: Did I mention it's Jewish? What an upgrade from the last Kenyan one!

Gwimzy by gwimmination January 16, 2021

Gwimmy

Something shouted by the legendary Zen. Note that this demands the proper response of ZENNY!!

person 1 "GWIMMY!!"
person 2 "ZENNY!!"

Gwimmy by NotZen October 29, 2010

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gwimmy

A man with two penises.

He had two penises: he was a gwimmy.

gwimmy by pikachusuper March 1, 2020

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Gwimmy

a fetish act when you shove a carrot in someone's rectum and then shit in their mouth

"that girl is kinky as shit. she enjoys a good gwimmy"

Gwimmy by umdfan87 February 26, 2009

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Gwizzy

Sussy version of glizzy meaning a penis, hotdog, or a pistol. (NOT A DESERT EAGLE)

Man no homo I never wanted the GWIZZY

Gwizzy by MrGaloom July 25, 2021

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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