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Grimfuck 

When someone nods yes with a smile and then turns around to ignore everything they just agreed to do.
BOSS: Hi Bill! You get those TPS reports filed by Friday. We have a serious audit coming up next week and need it done.
BILL: Sure thing, boss! *smiles* *grins*

1 week later:

BOSS: Bill? Where the fuck are the TPS reports?! We're being fined by the SEC! You stood there and grimfucked me last week!
Grimfuck by Protonix September 3, 2016

Griffucker 

Someone who fucks the Griffin statue at William and Mary. The statue, a life-size bronze model of a griffin (half eagle, half lion), has a very prominent cock and balls, making it ideal for sex. This includes all forms of sexual activity, from ball fondling to handjobs to blowjobs to full-on vaginal or anal sex with the Griffin's metal cock. Some students put a condom on the Griffin's cock, while others prefer to take it raw, accepting any and all risks.

This term was coined by the campus satirical newspaper, the Botetourt Squat.
Katie: Hee hee hee guys, I rubbed the Griffin's balls last night, I guess I was a little drunk...
Leah: What do you mean, you rubbed his balls? You literally took his entire cock in your pussy!
Katie: Ha ha, either way, I'm a Griffucker!
Griffucker by naked streaker August 7, 2019

grinfucking 

grinfucking - the act of being (pretending to be) really nice to someone's face and then turning around and stabbing them in the back

past tense: "grinfucked"

related: "grinfucker" - one who commits such acts
Laura told me she loved my outfit, then told Mike I dressed like a whore; I can't believe she grinfucked me like that. What a grinfucker.
grinfucking by ckd December 5, 2003
Word of the Day on June 15, 2019

grinfucked 

When you are "fucked", or taken advantage of, by a lie told from a grinning mouth.
The smiling used car salesman using lies, convinces a customer to buy a car that breaks down a week later. The customer was grinfucked.
grinfucked by Brad Johnson June 18, 2006

Grinfuck 

From the song, Grinfucked on The Fury of Our Maker's Hand by Devil Driver. Meaning to screw someone over all the while they believe you are their friend.
The way your boss took the credit for your work all the while telling you that he was going put you up for promotion. You just got grinfucked hard.
Grinfuck by Hydroeric April 26, 2006

gripfucking

When one vigorously goes at it with another in the bedroom. Very similar to on the nature shows when the lizards clasp each other with their paws and go at it like there’s no tomorrow.
“So get this, I was gripfucking this chick last night and my shit is so sore”
gripfucking by MinkyManlyOk January 16, 2021
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026
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