Bucket West Miguel's definitions

Beta Vulgaris

To beet your meat at a bath house.

I met a guy in Providence and watched him beta vulgaris.

by Bucket West Miguel December 19, 2024

ca ching

The sounds of money instantly generated, usually out of sheer luck.

As we were leaving Newport on New Years Eve, some yuppie douchebag in a Jaguar rear ended my 1997 Crown Victoria. "Aw my fukkin neck!" Ca ching!!!

by Bucket West Miguel November 18, 2019

Olneyville

One of the ghettoiest neighborhoods in Providence, total shithole of a place. Complete with Latin Kings, hookers, heroin, crack, you name it. Perhaps best known for its 9 or 10 way dysfunctional traffic plagued intersection in the middle of it.

Jimmy likes to meet me in the alleyway by Wes' Rib House for a BJ. Only in Olneyville!

by Bucket West Miguel September 14, 2019

Oak Hill (RI)

The absolute greatest neighborhood (the Cadillac) of the relatively ghetto city of Pawtucket, RI! Jealous haters like to call it an East Side (Providence) wannabe, but they know that Oak Hill OWNS them in every way! Oak Hill...where there is a Lexus in every driveway and the girls are HOT!

"Bro wanna go to Sullivan's and hook up with some Darlington girls?"
"You can keep ur Darlington hos, I'm gonna get me some Oak Hill (RI) pussy!"

by Bucket West Miguel July 21, 2019

Carnegie Abbey

Located in Portsmouth, RI, it is an elite gated community featuring the tallest building in Rhode Island. Believed to be home to the rich and famous.

"When I went to Carnegie Abbey to visit my gay friends, James and Geoff, the guard wouldn't let me in because the muffler on my Crown Vic was too loud. I tried to slip him a Ben Franklin but he said he couldn't let in the unwashed masses. I told him I voted for Hillary. He told me to go back to the projects in Pawtucket."

by Bucket West Miguel October 13, 2019

Providence

Capital of and largest city in Rhode Island. A city initially founded by exile Roger Williams in the 1630s, it has since evolved to the diverse and dynamic city it is today. As an education center, it is home to Ivy League Brown University, artist mecca Rhode Island School of Design (RISD), and Providence College (PC) which is home of the Friars. The East Side is an affluent treasure of many beautiful historic homes. Federal Hill once most known for the Italian mafia and the Patriarca crime family, is now world renown for its Italian cuisine. Providence South Side is now a mecca of diversity and has become a landing spot for cultures from all over the world. It's a small but truly underrated city.

"Hey man want to go to Providence next weekend?"
"Sounds awesome, sure!"
(both fist pump)
"PVD represent!"
"401 BABY!"

by Bucket West Miguel April 7, 2020

GIMF

Acronym for "Google Is My Friend". A brief acknowledgement for the amazing knowledge google provides at your fingertip.

I can do anything from impress girls at the bar with my in depth knowledge on zodiac sign traits, to demonstrate intellectual superiority on message boards with endless citing of census statistics. How??? Because GIMF!!!

by Bucket West Miguel January 4, 2020