from combining the words 'girfriend' and 'wife.' a girlfriend that is so ridiculously attached to the guy, constantly with the guy, (and most likely, in charge) it might as well be a wife.

yeah, Matt was gonna meet us at the bar, but his friggin gwife wouldn't let him.

gwife by rob esss July 29, 2007

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gwiff

{Guh-Whiff}

Can be used in the place of "Fuck" (and other similar words) and still remain an insult or a general word of speech. You cant deny its odd and stunning sound and your audience will be shocked with its subtle complexity and public approval.

Gwiff you.
Gwiff off.
Wanna Gwiff?
What a gwiff.
Oh Gwiff!
".....gwiff"

gwiff by JForbes April 19, 2007

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Whole life, one Gwife

A frequently used, broken english term from Guatemalans. "Whole life, one Gwife" means that throughtout a person's life, they will stay faithful to their wife, or other life partner.

- Dude I love B$.
- Whole life, one Gwife!

Whole life, one Gwife by illinipride23 October 2, 2006

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Gwiffy

Gwiffygotastiffy.

Gwiffy by SUSHIMASTER69 January 16, 2020

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Gwiffed

When someone calls you "Their boy" and you are forced to quit smash and never return

"Man I wish Zaki still competed but Jason gwiffed him"

Gwiffed by Neologist001 March 12, 2021

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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