Skip to main content
The biggest town in the Oklahoma panhandle. There's nothing to do, but there's a meat packing plant that pays pretty well, and it's really cheap. It is Hispanic majority, so you won't like it if you're racist. It was ranked the safest city in Oklahoma in 2020.
Guy 1: What goes on in the Oklahoma panhandle?

Guy 2: Not much. There is Guymon, but there's nothing to do there.
guymon by anonymous December 7, 2023
guymon mug front
Get the guymon mug.
See more merch
A person with a natural affinity for drinking Venti yeetachinos from Starbucks whilst dabbing and wearing NASA jorts.
Did you see Roy today at Niagara falls? Mans was oozing GUMOND energy
GUMOND by PotaeToe69 February 2, 2022
Related Words
A diamond worn by a man.

Plural: guymonds - multiple diamonds worn by a man.
Dude, I'm thinking of getting my ears pierced - that way I can wear some phat guymonds.
guymond by Donkashay December 6, 2011
The male form of a hymen. They do not actually exist, but the word may be used as a symbol of male virginity.
I lost my virginity to my girlfriend this weekend. She broke my guymen
Guymen by rogerthewhale December 2, 2010
The art of being skillful. Having an overall skill level unreached by others.

Verb: The act of having incredible sex.
Man that guys got Guimon
Guimon by The Guimon December 14, 2008

guymanizer 

A girl that makes each guy feel like she is in-love with you or makes it seem that you are really important to her but actually she has like 10 000 000 fuck buddies on the side
"yo man you know Sarah biggest guymanizer in the world"
"That fucking bitch is a guymanizer, i should of known"
"Dude i should of never fell for her shes a big fucking guymanizer"
guymanizer by YourClosestFreind December 9, 2008

colette guimond

Female bodybuilder recently turned actress. Her first film is "Goddess of Revenge" directed by David Lussier
colette guimond by Mark November 1, 2003