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The biggest town in the Oklahoma panhandle. There's nothing to do, but there's a meat packing plant that pays pretty well, and it's really cheap. It is Hispanic majority, so you won't like it if you're racist. It was ranked the safest city in Oklahoma in 2020.

Guy 1: What goes on in the Oklahoma panhandle?

Guy 2: Not much. There is Guymon, but there's nothing to do there.

guymon by anonymous December 7, 2023

Words you can keep

GUMOND

A person with a natural affinity for drinking Venti yeetachinos from Starbucks whilst dabbing and wearing NASA jorts.

Did you see Roy today at Niagara falls? Mans was oozing GUMOND energy

GUMOND by PotaeToe69 February 2, 2022

Related Words

guymon • guymond • Guymond Bod • gaymon • guymen • guyman • gaymond • guycons • gaymoney • Guimon

guymond

A diamond worn by a man.

Plural: guymonds - multiple diamonds worn by a man.

Dude, I'm thinking of getting my ears pierced - that way I can wear some phat guymonds.

guymond by Donkashay December 6, 2011

Guymen

The male form of a hymen. They do not actually exist, but the word may be used as a symbol of male virginity.

I lost my virginity to my girlfriend this weekend. She broke my guymen

Guymen by rogerthewhale December 2, 2010

Guimon

The art of being skillful. Having an overall skill level unreached by others.

Verb: The act of having incredible sex.

Man that guys got Guimon

Guimon by The Guimon December 14, 2008

guymanizer

A girl that makes each guy feel like she is in-love with you or makes it seem that you are really important to her but actually she has like 10 000 000 fuck buddies on the side

"yo man you know Sarah biggest guymanizer in the world"
"That fucking bitch is a guymanizer, i should of known"
"Dude i should of never fell for her shes a big fucking guymanizer"

guymanizer by YourClosestFreind December 9, 2008

colette guimond

Female bodybuilder recently turned actress. Her first film is "Goddess of Revenge" directed by David Lussier

colette guimond by Mark November 1, 2003

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026