guymon

The biggest town in the Oklahoma panhandle. There's nothing to do, but there's a meat packing plant that pays pretty well, and it's really cheap. It is Hispanic majority, so you won't like it if you're racist. It was ranked the safest city in Oklahoma in 2020.

Guy 1: What goes on in the Oklahoma panhandle?

Guy 2: Not much. There is Guymon, but there's nothing to do there.

by anonymous December 7, 2023

GUMOND

A person with a natural affinity for drinking Venti yeetachinos from Starbucks whilst dabbing and wearing NASA jorts.

Did you see Roy today at Niagara falls? Mans was oozing GUMOND energy

by PotaeToe69 February 2, 2022

guymond

A diamond worn by a man.

Plural: guymonds - multiple diamonds worn by a man.

Dude, I'm thinking of getting my ears pierced - that way I can wear some phat guymonds.

by Donkashay December 6, 2011

Guymen

The male form of a hymen. They do not actually exist, but the word may be used as a symbol of male virginity.

I lost my virginity to my girlfriend this weekend. She broke my guymen

by rogerthewhale December 2, 2010

Guimon

The art of being skillful. Having an overall skill level unreached by others.

Verb: The act of having incredible sex.

Man that guys got Guimon

by The Guimon December 14, 2008

guymanizer

A girl that makes each guy feel like she is in-love with you or makes it seem that you are really important to her but actually she has like 10 000 000 fuck buddies on the side

"yo man you know Sarah biggest guymanizer in the world"
"That fucking bitch is a guymanizer, i should of known"
"Dude i should of never fell for her shes a big fucking guymanizer"

by YourClosestFreind December 9, 2008

colette guimond

Female bodybuilder recently turned actress. Her first film is "Goddess of Revenge" directed by David Lussier

by Mark November 1, 2003