guycons 

Men who are amazing, and hold that standard high, making the everyday man look bad.

"brian, justin, and nick..... they are such guycons! They are perfect in every way!"

guycons by the hangar October 18, 2008

guycon 

A guy that women look at as an unobtainable prize, that lucky ladies might happen to snag and wear on their arm like a bangle.

"OMG Jennifer! Look, it's Brad Pitt! I love his hot body! He's such a guycon!"

guycon by strykerhorse July 13, 2009

Guybons 

1. New, stronger elements of friendship that come from resolving a conflict.
2. The opposite of bygones.

Let's let bygones be guybons.

Guybons by BAHD April 18, 2007

Guycon 

Female icon of (gay) guys

Janet Jackson is such a guycon!

Guycon by Guycon IRL February 26, 2021

Gaycons 

Nickname for Raycon earbuds because of their annoying Youtube sponsorships.

Famous Youtuber: A word from our sponsor. Raycons are--
Educated Individual: Shut the fuck up about those Gaycons! Goddamn!

Gaycons by PsychosisPsychosisPsychosis April 27, 2022

Guyconic 

Some cool shit only a dude would kbow.

That snake bite scene was so guyconic.

Guyconic by Tronathon87 October 12, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004