guycons

Men who are amazing, and hold that standard high, making the everyday man look bad.

"brian, justin, and nick..... they are such guycons! They are perfect in every way!"

guycons by the hangar October 18, 2008

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guycon

A guy that women look at as an unobtainable prize, that lucky ladies might happen to snag and wear on their arm like a bangle.

"OMG Jennifer! Look, it's Brad Pitt! I love his hot body! He's such a guycon!"

guycon by strykerhorse July 13, 2009

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Related Words

guycons • Guybons • Guyconic

Guybons

1. New, stronger elements of friendship that come from resolving a conflict.
2. The opposite of bygones.

Let's let bygones be guybons.

Guybons by BAHD April 18, 2007

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Guycon

Female icon of (gay) guys

Janet Jackson is such a guycon!

Guycon by Guycon IRL February 26, 2021

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Gaycons

Nickname for Raycon earbuds because of their annoying Youtube sponsorships.

Famous Youtuber: A word from our sponsor. Raycons are--
Educated Individual: Shut the fuck up about those Gaycons! Goddamn!

Gaycons by PsychosisPsychosisPsychosis April 27, 2022

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Guyconic

Some cool shit only a dude would kbow.

That snake bite scene was so guyconic.

Guyconic by Tronathon87 October 12, 2022

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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