When a guy pours peppermint essential oil on his thumb and sticks it up his partners butt. He then extracts his thumb and rubs it underneath his partners nose and across the upper lip.

“I just gave Alex the Dirty Guzman last night”

The Dirty Guzman by The beta cell February 19, 2023

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GuyMaster

A sexercise machine loosely based on the tv infomercial sensation, the thighmaster, with the addition of an interchangable dildo.

My girl just got one of those new GuyMasters...man that's not your momma's exerciser! It was as much fun for me to watch as it was for her to use...I think I'm gonna get one for myself!

GuyMaster by Double DD March 28, 2010

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Alex Guzman

Alex Guzman is know for social media famous,he also has a kind a sweet heart ,if you date him he is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for ,so if you have a Alex Guzman don’t ever lose him.

Omggggg I love Alex Guzman so muchhhhh!!

Alex Guzman by Itsurgurll February 11, 2019

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Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

The biggest pussy on Earth. Made up a fake make believe cartel because he was scared for his life cuz he probably couldnt handle the effects of marijuana. Also calls himself el chapo or in English "The midget".

Human 1: Fuck Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera

Human 2: Fuck El Chapo.

Human 3: Fuck Spicxaco

Everybody on Earth: HELL YEA!

Joaquín Archivaldo Guzmán Loera by Real life gangsta $ December 6, 2021

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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