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A diamond worn by a man.

Plural: guymonds - multiple diamonds worn by a man.
Dude, I'm thinking of getting my ears pierced - that way I can wear some phat guymonds.
guymond by Donkashay December 6, 2011

colette guimond

Female bodybuilder recently turned actress. Her first film is "Goddess of Revenge" directed by David Lussier
colette guimond by Mark November 1, 2003

Gimondopotamus

A cross between Gigantic, Mondo, and Hippopotamus. Used to denote something of extreme magnitude.
"Holy shit, do you see that fucking Gimondopotamus guy? He eats midgets for recreation."
"Yeah dude, that's friggin umdiculous."
Gimondopotamus by miguelito rojo November 6, 2005

Guymond Bod

A play on the saying "Cut like a diamond". Describing a man who is very fit - most commonly with well-defined arms, chest, legs, and abs. Similar to how good diamonds are well-chiseled and defined.
OMG, have you seen the new guy at the gym? What a guymond bod!
Guymond Bod by Steve J July 10, 2023
A zombie class character in the popular online survival horror RPG, Urban Dead, (ww.urbandead.com), He onced lived as a normal suburban business man, but he he became trapped under the subways during a train accident, and was the first to conduct the out broken virus of the city of Malton....Now he lives only as...Gumongo! The Flesh Eating Terror!
The small black boy quivered in the corner as Gumongo slowely made his way to him as his first meal of the day.
Gumongo by Mattio Wright September 24, 2006
The expression of being stressed or annoyed.
Adam: hey Daniel, I'm really feeling guondo right now!

Daniel: Ya I know how you feel, the teacher gives favouritism! I'm so guondo right now to!
Guondo by _thehanse February 14, 2015
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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