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Guimon
-The art of being skillful. Having an overall skill level unreached by others.

Guimoned (verb)
-Drinking an excessive amount of beer.
Man that guy got Guimoned last night.
Guimon by Guimon December 14, 2008
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A person with a natural affinity for drinking Venti yeetachinos from Starbucks whilst dabbing and wearing NASA jorts.
Did you see Roy today at Niagara falls? Mans was oozing GUMOND energy
GUMOND by PotaeToe69 February 2, 2022
A diamond worn by a man.

Plural: guymonds - multiple diamonds worn by a man.
Dude, I'm thinking of getting my ears pierced - that way I can wear some phat guymonds.
guymond by Donkashay December 6, 2011
Usually pronounced as "Guidooooneee", emphasis on the "o". Guidone is an Italian name, a nickname for it is Guido, even though the name Guidone is a good enough name and doesnt need a nickname. A person from the Guidone descent is the cool kid at school, hott, everyone wants to be their friend cuz they are where the party's at. The essence of cool.
Yo, Guidone you comin tonight?
mhmmm biznatch
sweet!
Guidone by 832457 September 2, 2008
prostitution but you get paid in bitcoin
Have you heard? Apparently Britney was arrested because she was guiming for Owen!
I thought nobody used bitcoin anymore!
guiming by dolphin_mother January 21, 2017

gimongous 

Extremely large; gigantic and humongous; much larger than ginormous
The Grand Canyon is a gimongous hole.
gimongous by Val November 4, 2001
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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kinktober 

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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