guycon 

A guy that women look at as an unobtainable prize, that lucky ladies might happen to snag and wear on their arm like a bangle.

"OMG Jennifer! Look, it's Brad Pitt! I love his hot body! He's such a guycon!"

guycon by strykerhorse July 13, 2009

Guycon 

Female icon of (gay) guys

Janet Jackson is such a guycon!

Guycon by Guycon IRL February 26, 2021

Guyco 

A guy who is so hairy that he looks like he should be wearing and animal skin tunic and carrying a big wooden club like the cave men in the Geico commercials.

Look at that guyco wrestler on the other team,He looks like a woolly mammoth.

Guyco by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

guymond 

A diamond worn by a man.

Plural: guymonds - multiple diamonds worn by a man.

Dude, I'm thinking of getting my ears pierced - that way I can wear some phat guymonds.

guymond by Donkashay December 6, 2011

Guyrony 

The type of irony appreciated by men and oftentimes offensive or not appreciated by women.

Guy: "For all of you out there with mothers, happy Mother's Day! For all of you out there with herpes....HAHAHAHAHA!"

Girl: <blank stare>

Guy: <riotous laughter> Nice guyrony!

Guyrony by Jadd513 May 13, 2013

Guyton 

Idk... some dude with a big dick

Guyton destroyed my cooter last night.

Guyton by Hogman the Intruder December 24, 2016

Guyroning

The act of a male taking up the task of destroying wrinkles through the use of an iron.

Look at that Mitch over there, he's guyroning while his girlfriend's watching TV.

Guyroning by Coco Puffz November 2, 2009