Guyco
A guy who is so hairy that he looks like he should be wearing and animal skin tunic and carrying a big wooden club like the cave men in the Geico commercials.
Guyco by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011
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GuyCo.
A highly promoted and financed auto insurance company that cleverly lures the prospective customer to "check us out and save some money".
GuyCo. by Annoyed viewer and/or listener January 27, 2004
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Guacomole Nigga Penis
Basically my nigga shawn pull up with them avocados fam, cut that thing in half and took out that finna big seed and then put each side of the avocado on his nutsack
Me: shawn why tf you wearing fucking avocados instead of underwear again
Shawn: *does a handstand* Guacomole Nigga penis
Shawn: *does a handstand* Guacomole Nigga penis
Guacomole Nigga Penis by ЬiggieNiggie February 6, 2019
Guyological Clock
The progression or time period between puberty to permanent bacherlorhood marking a man’s marriageability.
John is only 42 years old and I want to fix you up with him before his guyological clock expires and he becomes a permanent bachelor!
Guyological Clock by Paige F. Enimore April 21, 2010
Guycep
A female who has highly defined biceps likened to that of males. Said female most likely also has a very defined six-pack, more defined than your boyfriend's in fact.
It is often the sign of a lesbian, any woman who practices Wing Chun, or Ms. Universe.
It is often the sign of a lesbian, any woman who practices Wing Chun, or Ms. Universe.
Mike: Man, check out that girl's guyceps!
David: I now know why they call it Manchester.
"Hey, did you see how hot that girl was?"
"Dude, she's tots a lesbo."
"Just cause her name is Leslie---"
"Duuuuude, guyceps. DUH."
David: I now know why they call it Manchester.
"Hey, did you see how hot that girl was?"
"Dude, she's tots a lesbo."
"Just cause her name is Leslie---"
"Duuuuude, guyceps. DUH."
Guycep by Tigger's Back March 18, 2010
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Pee Calculus
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