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I love gaycon.
Gaycon by Nevemd27 December 6, 2020
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Similiar to the government's DEFCON defense readiness scale; used to evaluate the gayness of a situation.
Steve: Dude, I can't believe you have to go to those stupid meetings all the time just cause you got your 5th DUI.

Eric: No kidding, the gaycon in my life totally jumped after that. It's gotta be like 4 now.
gaycon by 7mgte February 20, 2009
Gaycon is the word Gay and bacon mixed together creating Gaycon.
Hey bacon is a bit gaycon now-

Kevin Gaycon 

when you rub your penis on an object and wait for your friend to touch said object
You: "HAHA!"

Your friend: "what?"

You: " i Kevin Gayconed your spoon!!!"

Your friend: "AHHHHH, sick that was in my mouth!!"
Kevin Gaycon by silvershamus August 4, 2010

garconanokin 

The precise moment when dog poop turns white.
Jimmy grabbed a piece of garconanokin and mistook it to be a piece of chalk.
garconanokin by P90SEX December 22, 2007
A specific variety of the friendzone, where a female designates a male as her gay best friend, despite that the male is not gay and is in fact sexually interested in her.
We were in her dorm watching Twilight and I was about to grab her boob when she asked me if I thought that Edward or Jacob was hotter, and in that moment I realized that I had been put in the gayzone.
Gayzone by David Davidson II July 25, 2010