gaycon

a gay icon

i love sarah paulson 🤎
ikr shes such a gaycon

by queerqueef May 28, 2021

Gaycon

Rainbow, sweet bacon

I love gaycon.

by Nevemd27 December 6, 2020

gaycon

Similiar to the government's DEFCON defense readiness scale; used to evaluate the gayness of a situation.

Steve: Dude, I can't believe you have to go to those stupid meetings all the time just cause you got your 5th DUI.

Eric: No kidding, the gaycon in my life totally jumped after that. It's gotta be like 4 now.

by 7mgte February 20, 2009

Gaycon

Gaycon is the word Gay and bacon mixed together creating Gaycon.

Hey bacon is a bit gaycon now-

by The Distortionist June 9, 2022

Kevin Gaycon

when you rub your penis on an object and wait for your friend to touch said object

You: "HAHA!"

Your friend: "what?"

You: " i Kevin Gayconed your spoon!!!"

Your friend: "AHHHHH, sick that was in my mouth!!"

by silvershamus August 4, 2010

garconanokin

The precise moment when dog poop turns white.

Jimmy grabbed a piece of garconanokin and mistook it to be a piece of chalk.

by P90SEX December 22, 2007

Gayzone

A specific variety of the friendzone, where a female designates a male as her gay best friend, despite that the male is not gay and is in fact sexually interested in her.

We were in her dorm watching Twilight and I was about to grab her boob when she asked me if I thought that Edward or Jacob was hotter, and in that moment I realized that I had been put in the gayzone.

by David Davidson II July 25, 2010