guycon

A guy that women look at as an unobtainable prize, that lucky ladies might happen to snag and wear on their arm like a bangle.

"OMG Jennifer! Look, it's Brad Pitt! I love his hot body! He's such a guycon!"

by strykerhorse July 13, 2009

Guycon

Female icon of (gay) guys

Janet Jackson is such a guycon!

by Guycon IRL February 26, 2021

Guyco

A guy who is so hairy that he looks like he should be wearing and animal skin tunic and carrying a big wooden club like the cave men in the Geico commercials.

Look at that guyco wrestler on the other team,He looks like a woolly mammoth.

by wolfbait51 June 4, 2011

guymond

A diamond worn by a man.

Plural: guymonds - multiple diamonds worn by a man.

Dude, I'm thinking of getting my ears pierced - that way I can wear some phat guymonds.

by Donkashay December 6, 2011

Guyrony

The type of irony appreciated by men and oftentimes offensive or not appreciated by women.

Guy: "For all of you out there with mothers, happy Mother's Day! For all of you out there with herpes....HAHAHAHAHA!"

Girl: <blank stare>

Guy: <riotous laughter> Nice guyrony!

by Jadd513 May 13, 2013

Guyton

Idk... some dude with a big dick

Guyton destroyed my cooter last night.

by Hogman the Intruder December 24, 2016

Guyroning

The act of a male taking up the task of destroying wrinkles through the use of an iron.

Look at that Mitch over there, he's guyroning while his girlfriend's watching TV.

by Coco Puffz November 2, 2009