by mitchel connor January 12, 2009

by blingdaddy2005 October 24, 2008

Similiar to the government's DEFCON defense readiness scale; used to evaluate the gayness of a situation.
Steve: Dude, I can't believe you have to go to those stupid meetings all the time just cause you got your 5th DUI.
Eric: No kidding, the gaycon in my life totally jumped after that. It's gotta be like 4 now.
Eric: No kidding, the gaycon in my life totally jumped after that. It's gotta be like 4 now.
by 7mgte February 20, 2009

You: "HAHA!"
Your friend: "what?"
You: " i Kevin Gayconed your spoon!!!"
Your friend: "AHHHHH, sick that was in my mouth!!"
Your friend: "what?"
You: " i Kevin Gayconed your spoon!!!"
Your friend: "AHHHHH, sick that was in my mouth!!"
by silvershamus August 04, 2010

by The Distortionist June 09, 2022
