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If you are a guyton you are part of an elite group of people. If you ever meet a guyton, don't let them leave your life because all Guytons are amazing. Truly, every guyton you meet, you will fall in love with. if you are in a room with a guyton, prepare to wear sunglasses because you will get blinded by their amazing-ness
Random dude: omg that person is so cool

Random dude: Yeah, that's because they're a guyton
Guyton by dictionaryqueen24 May 18, 2022
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An exclusive Harlem speakeasy offering combat-style, man-on-man punishment sex that turns burly mountain men into giggly school girls.
Hello boys. Welcome to Guytown. We've been expecting you.
Guytown by Guy4Ever December 28, 2016
An environment/place dominated by men and a sinking feeling that something really bad is about to happen.
Hey guy. welcome to guytown.
guytown by heyguy June 1, 2009

Gaytoned 

A word used when someone has followed through, or accidentally shit themselves around a group of people.
- Hey dude...pull my finger!
- *pulls*
- Uh Oh *wide eyes*
- DUDE! YOU JUST GAYTONED!
Gaytoned by gaytonedmyself April 3, 2011
gupton is a name originating from indian name gupta wich was a divine line of lords
OMG its a gupton hes like a lord do whatever he wants
gupton by stphen gupton May 21, 2008

Guytinerary 

a calendar of events, directions and everything inbetween of where to go, what to see, atms, strip clubs planning out events with the guys.

usually given list to designated driver/sober friend leading the outing
for those gentlemen who need a little help remembering to shit shower and shave
also great for outting with the guys especially when visiting a new locale finding hotspots, pubs, sports, women
example:
where we going next? who's got the guytinerary?
Guytinerary by RetroThis April 9, 2012
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Person 3: O no u got aired!
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