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Idk... some dude with a big dick
Guyton by Hogman the Intruder December 24, 2016
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If you are a guyton you are part of an elite group of people. If you ever meet a guyton, don't let them leave your life because all Guytons are amazing. Truly, every guyton you meet, you will fall in love with. if you are in a room with a guyton, prepare to wear sunglasses because you will get blinded by their amazing-ness
Random dude: omg that person is so cool

Random dude: Yeah, that's because they're a guyton
Guyton by dictionaryqueen24 May 18, 2022
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An exclusive Harlem speakeasy offering combat-style, man-on-man punishment sex that turns burly mountain men into giggly school girls.
Hello boys. Welcome to Guytown. We've been expecting you.
Guytown by Guy4Ever December 28, 2016
An environment/place dominated by men and a sinking feeling that something really bad is about to happen.
Hey guy. welcome to guytown.
guytown by heyguy June 1, 2009

Gaytoned 

A word used when someone has followed through, or accidentally shit themselves around a group of people.
- Hey dude...pull my finger!
- *pulls*
- Uh Oh *wide eyes*
- DUDE! YOU JUST GAYTONED!
Gaytoned by gaytonedmyself April 3, 2011
gupton is a name originating from indian name gupta wich was a divine line of lords
OMG its a gupton hes like a lord do whatever he wants
gupton by stphen gupton May 21, 2008

Guytinerary 

a calendar of events, directions and everything inbetween of where to go, what to see, atms, strip clubs planning out events with the guys.

usually given list to designated driver/sober friend leading the outing
for those gentlemen who need a little help remembering to shit shower and shave
also great for outting with the guys especially when visiting a new locale finding hotspots, pubs, sports, women
example:
where we going next? who's got the guytinerary?
Guytinerary by RetroThis April 9, 2012
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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board chow 

A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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