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guttermind 

someone who constantly understands a common expression as a perverse undertone or statement. Derived from the common phrase "get your mind out of the gutter."

guttermind(s), gutterminded.
Ex. 1:

Mike: "Hey John."

John: "Hey Mike. Where are you?"

Mike: "In bed..."

John: "(chuckles)"

Mike: "Shut the hell up and stop being such a guttermind!"

Ex.2:

"Did you see that movie last night? I thought it was really good and deep, but I couldn't watch it with my friends because they were being all gutterminded!"

gutterite 

a person whose mind remains perpetually in the gutter; one whose thoughts are always dirty.
"Sophomore boys are all gutterites." "I can't ever just have a conversation with Justin without him making an inappropriate comment. He's such a gutterite."
gutterite by RiJa November 1, 2005

gutteroonski 

When something absolutely tragic happens that cannot be comprehended by the english language. Commonly used when you ask someone to pull your finger and you accidentally shit yourself.
Brian: pull my finger
Rodger: *pulls finger*
Brian: aw gutteroonski i just jobbied my pants!!!
gutteroonski by TrumieBaby April 3, 2019
A prank you pull on automobiles. Involves stealing and placing off gutters, hence the term guttering. The result is a large noise. Usually done in smaller groups (3 to 6 humans). Done in the dark usually from 11 pm to 3 am. Preferably earlier because sometimes cars are hard to come by really late. This is the first definition for the subject so I'm assuming it is fairly unpopular.
The Steps of Guttering:
1. Steal a gutter off someones house.
2. Put gutter in the semi-busy street when you see no cars.
3. Run, and hide. Make sure it is a good spot just in case the car stops and the passengers pursue you.
4. Car hits the gutter and makes a loud noise. HAHA.
guttering by TRIzzzo April 30, 2006

Gutterpig 

A person considered so nasty and vile that calling them just a pig isn't enough because they belong in the gutter with feces and public waste.
Bob: I'm not hooking up with her, she's a gutterpig.
Gutterpig by LalaCupcakez June 20, 2011

gutterlicious 

Gut-ter-li-cious

1. Adj. Derived from the popular cliche, "My mind is in the gutter," + delicious. Pertaining to someone being so good looking they send your mind straight to the gutter.
Katie is looking quite gutterlicious in her new red dress.
gutterlicious by Jason 2006 December 31, 2006