guttermind 

someone who constantly understands a common expression as a perverse undertone or statement. Derived from the common phrase "get your mind out of the gutter."

guttermind(s), gutterminded.

Ex. 1:

Mike: "Hey John."

John: "Hey Mike. Where are you?"

Mike: "In bed..."

John: "(chuckles)"

Mike: "Shut the hell up and stop being such a guttermind!"

Ex.2:

"Did you see that movie last night? I thought it was really good and deep, but I couldn't watch it with my friends because they were being all gutterminded!"

guttermind by Michael Dentico May 13, 2008

gutterund

Originated by the Egyption Prince Silas, known only for being dumb and having abnormaly large lips. It was initially just a mis-pronouciated word however it has more meaning and power behind it

"It does appear you have drowned in the bath tub, you are very gutterund!"

"Oh my you have fallen on your face...gutterund!"

gutterund by 8 stair July 25, 2004

guttering

A prank you pull on automobiles. Involves stealing and placing off gutters, hence the term guttering. The result is a large noise. Usually done in smaller groups (3 to 6 humans). Done in the dark usually from 11 pm to 3 am. Preferably earlier because sometimes cars are hard to come by really late. This is the first definition for the subject so I'm assuming it is fairly unpopular.

The Steps of Guttering:
1. Steal a gutter off someones house.
2. Put gutter in the semi-busy street when you see no cars.
3. Run, and hide. Make sure it is a good spot just in case the car stops and the passengers pursue you.
4. Car hits the gutter and makes a loud noise. HAHA.

guttering by TRIzzzo April 30, 2006

gutterund

To be gutted.
Fboro word for 'gutted'. Pioneered by Silas (syphilis).

"Oh dear. It does appear you have just dropped the winning lottery ticket into the toilet and flushed. You are certainly gutterund"

gutterund by 8stair July 25, 2004

gutterfinger

What happens when you use a keyboard (on a cellular phone, regular phone, computer, typewriter, court reporter device, piano, synthesizer, organ etc.) and you keep on hitting "between the cracks" of the keys. A play on "butterfinger" and "gutterball", and the dictionary meaning of "gutter".

Why do I keep on getting "ansewr" for "answer"? It must be my gutterfinger!

gutterfinger by pentozali July 25, 2007

gutterman

Gutterman:
A human who looks like they have just woke up from sleeping outside all night in a gutter, basically a tramp.

Person 1: ew look at that man, looks like a proper tramp
Person 2: I see what you mean, what a gutterman

gutterman by Gutterman2k12 August 30, 2012

guttering

The act of placing your penis and scrotum on a small section of guttering or similar, and sliding the entire package into another persons well lubed anus. At this point the gutter is removed, thus depositing both the penis and the scrotum, in their entirity, into the anus.

James was busy guttering Louisa when the phone rang.

guttering by ECR October 17, 2007