gutjob
When a woman is being DPed by a penis and a hand, and the hand is masturbating the penis, that's a gutjob. Note that you need to use the 2-hole DP, not the 1-hole.
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GutJob
GutJob by Pieman23230 June 7, 2018
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gumjob
When you get your cock sucked by someone without any teeth. Through a gumjob, the person will attempt to munch on the head of the cock with their gums.
This person may have a)removed their teeth through dentures b)been a prostitute that has sold his/her teeth for drug money on the black market c)been a crack whore who has purposely chipped out his/her teeth in order to give a gumjob because it gives them pleasure.
This person may have a)removed their teeth through dentures b)been a prostitute that has sold his/her teeth for drug money on the black market c)been a crack whore who has purposely chipped out his/her teeth in order to give a gumjob because it gives them pleasure.
"This mah-fuckin' crack whore gave me the best gumjob ever. That toothless bitch gnawed on my cock for hours!"
granny gumjobs
Recieving a blowjob from an elderly woman who has no teeth.
Also referred to as a no denture adventure.
Also referred to as a no denture adventure.
granny gumjobs by darkingofdeath January 15, 2015
Gumjob
A man that puts himself in a subservient/ submissive position under women in hopes of winning them over.
Gumjob by clappedXhoe May 30, 2020
Gut Job
When a Jabba the Gut rolls up his gut like a Pizzahut P'zone and lets a paying patron have casual intercourse with the said "Folds."
Imagine a Titty bang but with a greasy stinky fat obese stomach rolled up like a burrito.
Usually put forward by a 2nd person by asking "Lets share a Gut Job"
Usually put forward by a 2nd person by asking "Lets share a Gut Job"
Gut Job by MolestingSandwich January 27, 2011
Gumjob
To get a blow job by someone who no longer has teeth, thus gnawing on you're wanker with his or her gums.
1. Damn nigga, yo grandma spit out her false teeth and gave me a muh'fuckin gumjob!
2. Damn shasta, I was changin yo baby's diaper and I just maneuverd my thang into its teeny lil mouth and it sucked ma dilly like a pacifier!
2. Damn shasta, I was changin yo baby's diaper and I just maneuverd my thang into its teeny lil mouth and it sucked ma dilly like a pacifier!
Gumjob by Dicky Hertz February 11, 2003
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