gustavson
Quit smoking weed you Gustavson.
gustavson by Cooldude1315 May 15, 2016
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Gustavo Fring
D. Mike Ehrmantraut: "The meth is looking good Gustavo Fring."
Gustavo Fring: "Well done D. Mike Ehrmantraut."
Gustavo Fring: "Well done D. Mike Ehrmantraut."
Gustavo Fring by Boat21 January 25, 2022
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Gustavo
is that one guy you meet at a party and connect with instantly. He has dreamy brown eyes, a warm smile, and has perfectly messy hair. He’ll look like a fuckboy to you at first (bc of his curly hair), but the second you get to know him, you realize that he’s not. He’s the perfect gentleman who actually cares about you the way no one else has. He’s your first love. He’s smart, athletic, and very funny too. He’s also very hott, and tall, and a part of the football team too. He’ll give up his seat just for you, he’ll travel across a bridge into a different city just to see you, and he’ll be straight up and won’t ever lie to you. Yes, he might’ve hurt you before, but he didn’t mean it. Don’t be a dumb bitch like me and let him go.
gustaving
Gustaving refers to the act of shooting infantry in Bad Company 2 with the Swedish-made Carl Gustav AT launcher.
It is meant for shooting tanks and helicopters, but the speed, accuracy and blast radius makes it perfect for taking out infantry at any range.
It is considered lame by many, pretty much like the grenade launcher from the CoD series.
It is meant for shooting tanks and helicopters, but the speed, accuracy and blast radius makes it perfect for taking out infantry at any range.
It is considered lame by many, pretty much like the grenade launcher from the CoD series.
Gustavo
The most perfect being ever to have walked the Earth. He is extremely handsome, charming, sweet, intelligent, well-humoured, and has a big ass heart,which is just not as big as his volumous bent cock. Every woman and man alive finds him extremely attractive, and dream to have the opportunity of meeting him. He is a sexual god, and can make anyone have orgasmic experiences simply by looking at them. The man is a legend.
Gustavo
A guy who could get as many girls as he wanted if he just gave them a chance. With his hot body and passion for living Gustavo is admired by all. Gustavo is funny and entertaining, a true friend for life. Extremely charming and a total beast in bed.
Girl 1: OMG I can’t get Gustavo off of my head
Girl 2: I had such a good time hanging out with Gustavo Today
Girl 2: I had such a good time hanging out with Gustavo Today
Gustavo
The hottest guy ever, he is a very nice guy but in the bed he will destroy you.
He will love girls that have a name like monik,monique and monica
He will love girls that have a name like monik,monique and monica
Gustavo by Diego 42084 February 16, 2018
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."
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