gustaveson

a guy who will sneak into your house and steal all of your reasons to live then begin to masturbate on your son or daughter, you must stay away from these people because they will sign up for a indoor mountain biking class

dude theres a fucking gustaveson hanging out with a rickardo, and look he's in a fuckin mountain biking class for people who are pussies

by Gonzikiri May 4, 2018

Gustafson tx

A family who like to split baby’s heads with butter knife cover them selfs in blood titty fuck the women in there family. The moms dick is the size of the sun. They are average Joes who get pissed. They like saying the n-word

Tity fucking is a Gustafson tx thing to do

by Gustafson tx December 4, 2019

gustafson

noun. pertaining to the booty of a female.

Wow, she has a nice gustafson.

by Sloafer January 3, 2006

Ashleigh Gustafson

The bhaddest bitch in the place, this chica is who everyone wants to be. All the boys do be throwing them at her. She is by far the best person you will ever meet. There is nobody quite like her. If you meet an Ashleigh Gustafson. You are lucky. If you date her, don’t let her go, she is the woman of everyone’s dreams. She will be the best mom, wife, girlfriend, and more. No matter what it is, she will be the best at it. She makes everyone smile. And you are lucky if you have even said hi to her. And if she dates you (because she is out of everyone’s league) then marry her!! You never wanna break up will her, because you know that she is the one for you. You will never find a woman like her. And if you let an Ashleigh Gustafson go, then you are the dumbest person alive. I cannot stress this enough, Ashleigh Gustafsons are the best human beings to ever walk on the planet. So if you know one, then never let her out of youR life.

I wish I was Ashleigh Gustafson

by imacowgaming May 16, 2020

Gustafson Gusties

(noun) Unpredicted gusts that make sailing small craft challenging. Commonly known as "motherfuckin' Gustafson gusties".

Try not to capsize your Holder 14 out in those mutherfuckin' Gustafson Gusties!

by Stingo! May 27, 2010

Ben Gustavsen

A fat short amish person with a bowl cut who usually asks people to suck and lick his balls. It is a person who has no friends and the hockey team wants to beat him up. This person games too much and blarted his pants in the eigth grade.

"Hey did you hear about that amish kid Ben Gustavsen?"
"Yeah he is super obese and fat."
"I know, he got a food boner when he smelled the donuts at my house."

by Buttcheecks123 November 26, 2011

Gustavsson

A proper babe.

'Damn, she's really a Gustavsson, son!'

by captainLaurie April 11, 2023