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the act of someone in denial when they are gurning under the influence of drugs...
example: TED: "mate your gurning like a motherfucker!!!"

Steve: "NO IM NOT!!!"

TED: "hahaha GURNIAL M888!"

(DISCLAIMER: all characters used in this definition are totally fictional and in no way relate to any real people)
Gurnial by Getloose November 25, 2009
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The grotesque face a person or creature pulls when they are absolutely fucking pinging.
Festival:
James: Fuckin hell boys that's a mad pill.
*10 mins later*
James: gurning
gurning by weaponised_autism July 14, 2019
The most unique sikh boy you’ll ever meet. He's always dealing with a lot but doesn’t let people see that. He likes making others happy. He is super geeky but also the coolest ever. He knows how to make people smile. He’s a trendsetter because he does everything his own way and doesn’t give a fuck abt ur opinion. He’s also the type that u can bring home to mom:)
Gurnek is so cool.
Gurnek is so sweet I could marry him!
Gurnek by byebyebyebyebye July 5, 2020
Male - name.
A chicken killer whom departs from Clara Portum in order to relive his dreams of becoming Benny Lava. He is usually number one. Also a very cool guy, usually wears a turban. Gurniket lives vicariously through Benny Lava in order to join the Third Reich.

From the hit TV series Cyber 8.
"Did you see that Gurniket guy? He's so sweet... damn I'm tryna smash."
gurniket by bumbumion cyber 8 December 20, 2016

gurnisht 

Nothing; buggerall; nada. From the Yiddish.
I went on six interviews, and got gurnisht.
gurnisht by cornholio October 9, 2003
The muscle tension in the face that usually ends up with the jaw and tongue rolling and teeth grinding as a result of amphetamines.
Argh, I'm gurning! My jaw's gonna hurt in the morning!
gurning by Nekromekanik May 24, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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