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To coat the floor, walls, and sometimes ceiling of a room with urine. Can be done either intentionally or unintentionally. Noun form of gurnicking.

Ex. 1:

Man 1: Why does it smell like dried piss in here?
Man 2: Mike came in and decided to gurnick the bathroom last night.
Ex. 2:

Man 1: They really should put a light in the bathroom in this bus.
Man 2: Don't tell me you gurnicked it.
Man 1: Well, I can't tell for sure, there wasn't a light!
Man 2: You little shit!

gurnick by Eileeen Dover April 17, 2011

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gurnick

to piss on a bathroom floor and/or wall; verb form of the word "gurnicking"

Bro 1: Dude, I'm sorry but I...
Bro 2: You gurnicked didn't you?
Bro 1: Sorry bro...

gurnick by gurnickingmaster March 13, 2011

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Gurnick

Word used to describe someone that’s an absolute ferret/loose cannon

Oh would ya look at Shane he’s a right aul gurnick

Gurnick by Juice Martyn October 21, 2020

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gurniket

Male - name.
A chicken killer whom departs from Clara Portum in order to relive his dreams of becoming Benny Lava. He is usually number one. Also a very cool guy, usually wears a turban. Gurniket lives vicariously through Benny Lava in order to join the Third Reich.

From the hit TV series Cyber 8.

"Did you see that Gurniket guy? He's so sweet... damn I'm tryna smash."

gurniket by bumbumion cyber 8 December 20, 2016

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Gurnicking

the act of urinating on bathroom floors and walls either intentionally or unintentionally; the noun form of the word "to gurnick".

Man 1: dude, i had to piss massively but the bus was moving.
Man 2: so, gurnicking is your thing?
Man 1: ... yeah...

Gurnicking by masster debater March 12, 2011

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gurnack

Detroit street slang for just a generally offensive person. A jerk, nerd, or plain a-hole.

Yo gurnack, turn off American Idol and put the Pistons game on, dammit!

gurnack by byeSoxy! March 9, 2010

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gurnik

A bad ass dude. People should feel blessed to be in his glorious presence.

There goes Gurnik...oh my god...How do I look? Ughh...I must be blessed

gurnik by Baller231 March 12, 2014

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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