gurnick

To coat the floor, walls, and sometimes ceiling of a room with urine. Can be done either intentionally or unintentionally. Noun form of gurnicking.

Ex. 1:

Man 1: Why does it smell like dried piss in here?
Man 2: Mike came in and decided to gurnick the bathroom last night.
Ex. 2:

Man 1: They really should put a light in the bathroom in this bus.
Man 2: Don't tell me you gurnicked it.
Man 1: Well, I can't tell for sure, there wasn't a light!
Man 2: You little shit!

by Eileeen Dover April 17, 2011

gurnick

to piss on a bathroom floor and/or wall; verb form of the word "gurnicking"

Bro 1: Dude, I'm sorry but I...
Bro 2: You gurnicked didn't you?
Bro 1: Sorry bro...

by gurnickingmaster March 13, 2011

Gurnick

Word used to describe someone that’s an absolute ferret/loose cannon

Oh would ya look at Shane he’s a right aul gurnick

by Juice Martyn October 21, 2020

gurniket

Male - name.
A chicken killer whom departs from Clara Portum in order to relive his dreams of becoming Benny Lava. He is usually number one. Also a very cool guy, usually wears a turban. Gurniket lives vicariously through Benny Lava in order to join the Third Reich.

From the hit TV series Cyber 8.

"Did you see that Gurniket guy? He's so sweet... damn I'm tryna smash."

by bumbumion cyber 8 December 20, 2016

Gurnicking

the act of urinating on bathroom floors and walls either intentionally or unintentionally; the noun form of the word "to gurnick".

Man 1: dude, i had to piss massively but the bus was moving.
Man 2: so, gurnicking is your thing?
Man 1: ... yeah...

by masster debater March 12, 2011

gurnack

Detroit street slang for just a generally offensive person. A jerk, nerd, or plain a-hole.

Yo gurnack, turn off American Idol and put the Pistons game on, dammit!

by byeSoxy! March 9, 2010

gurnik

A bad ass dude. People should feel blessed to be in his glorious presence.

There goes Gurnik...oh my god...How do I look? Ughh...I must be blessed

by Baller231 March 12, 2014