Garnik

Garnik is the most wide guy existing, he's very handsome and every boy immediately falls in love with him just by looking at his face. He's a great pilot and will recreate 9/11 with you, so romantic! If you see him don't hesitate and go ask him out ASAP! If your name isn't Felix he will almost guaranteed say yes! But watch out, don't look at him too long because he will run up to you and hit you to the moon and you will be talking to the moon like Bruno Mars.

Aaron: OMG! is that Garnik?!
Felix: Yes, he's so handsome and hot, he almost looks like The Rock!
Aaron: Damn, I'm too nervous to ask him out!
Felix: Don't worry, he only rejects me...

by caye!!!!!!! March 8, 2022

Lemon Garnish

The female equivalent of teabagging, in which a woman rubs her saucy vagina along the forehead of an unsuspecting victim. Hair or anything left behind can be referred to as parsley.

I passed out at Madison's after drinking too much rosé and they took pictures of them lemon garnishing me!

by MooHen July 8, 2017

Garrik

An extremely handsome like really crazy handsome mountaineer, derived from the Celtic Garrick meaning to lead by/with the spear. People with the name Garrik are often semi-militant and will never be seen unarmed, as a by product of this mindset Garriks will often distance themselves from people to protect their lone wolf way of life but once someone has broken through their blocks they are extremely loyal and caring. A dreamer Garriks will sometimes spend hours playing instruments or simply thinking about life. Garriks are creators and love building and seeing things grow but their constant desire to be busy can get in the way of their lifes more important facits. sometimes concidered an "old soul" Garriks are often fascinated by antique tools, old storys, and starry nights.

"Tabasco is delicious" Garrik

by The soldier from the mountains February 13, 2015

gurniket

Male - name.
A chicken killer whom departs from Clara Portum in order to relive his dreams of becoming Benny Lava. He is usually number one. Also a very cool guy, usually wears a turban. Gurniket lives vicariously through Benny Lava in order to join the Third Reich.

From the hit TV series Cyber 8.

"Did you see that Gurniket guy? He's so sweet... damn I'm tryna smash."

by bumbumion cyber 8 December 20, 2016

garik

Garik is one of the best person you can meet. Good friend of Nerses, they both ruled pimps. They were gods to them. They both were perfect at everything.

You will never be as good as Garik.

by NB18 April 23, 2018

garnished

Like served pwned or owned only in the extreme. Derives from the act of hiding garnish in ones clothes as a prank

Dude, is that lettuce in your pocket? You just got garnished.

by Matt March 25, 2005

Garnish

an extremely unlikeable friend of a friend who you put up with to please your friend -

"Im trying to get with this chick - but her friends are the biggest FUCKING garnishes... so its not gonna work - her loss"

"Amanda is a garnish"

by A. GIV June 14, 2004