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gureet by the truth by dr.garry May 3, 2018
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extra greeting
“Dude, I just subscribed to Kurtis Conner and now I get an extra greeting at the beginning of each video!”
extra greeting by mrstruggle April 10, 2019
Greetrum
Also known as 'Tyranovet' or more commonly as 'Campbell's Disease'. It is an extremely rare neurological disease affecting areas of the brain such as the Hypothalamus which is responsible for controlling emotional responses, sexual responses, hormone release, regulation of body temperature and other essential functions. Someone with Greetrum may have an uncontrollable desire to engage in sexual activity with animals.
Reviews of subjective symptoms highlighted are stress, schizophrenia. quinsy, urticaria, acne, insomnia, dementia, scabies.
Reviews of subjective symptoms highlighted are stress, schizophrenia. quinsy, urticaria, acne, insomnia, dementia, scabies.
Woman: 'Is he okay?'
Doctor: 'I'm sorry, he is experiencing symptoms caused by Greetrum - we will do the best we can to help him but I cannot make any promises'
Doctor: 'I'm sorry, he is experiencing symptoms caused by Greetrum - we will do the best we can to help him but I cannot make any promises'
Greetrum by SlimSquaidy June 9, 2021
Greetings and Salutations
Greetings and Salutations by SleazyPseudonym January 8, 2011
Greet the Day
"Greeting the Day" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. "Greeting the Day" is when you lay your member across the snooze bar of an unsuspecting slumberer and patiently await their clumsy caress as they reach for another 7 minutes of sleep.
And Shakti said unto his pupil Apernam, "As the red sun rises in the east, and the snow geese have landed in the pond, so too shall you Greet the Day."
Greet the Day by Boatbutter September 8, 2008
Meet, Greet and BEAT
Do you see that bitch at the bar? Man, I’m gonna Meet, Greet and Beat. Then I’m gonna Skeet, and Delete. Manana I'm gonna Repeat.
To Meet (encounter), Greet (exchange pleasantries) and Beat (take her to pound town).
To Meet (encounter), Greet (exchange pleasantries) and Beat (take her to pound town).
Meet, Greet and BEAT by Frankie2times March 15, 2018
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Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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