greets

a shortening of greetings, used to greet someone (duh)

Greets! How's life?

by Rakeri August 10, 2003

greets

a sexy word, often used by women named olga. can mean many things, whatever you want, often sexual and provocative, even when used as a greeeting!

i want to fuck you in the greets, hard.

dayum baby where you get that greets

HELLO, I WANT YOUR GREETS

by shoesypattoooot March 21, 2010

greet

N/E scottish, verb for cry.

dinna ye greet er i´ll slap yer airse!!
át bam´s aye greetin´ like a bairn!

by bamstick September 20, 2005

Greetings

1. A way of saying hello.

Greetings, friend!

by DaUltimateMemelord May 31, 2018

Greetings

Used by many beings, including aliens and abnormal people. Used to say hello, while confusing the other person, normally into silence.

-Greetings
-WTF?

-Greetings
-and you are?

by Dragon MkII July 24, 2004

greeting

common scottish slang for crying

"Aye, you were fair bawling and greeting like a wee bairn"

"Aww, I wiz almost greetin when Lassie died."

by anna apple October 12, 2003

Greetings

A person gives a classical greeting to a hip crowd to be funny.

Greetings Bretheren what up with thee.

by Sun Rhythms October 13, 2004