The word "gurd" is an acronym meaning "Gay Until Release Date." It is used to describe male men who are in prison/jail and perform homosexual acts to fulfill their sexual needs until they are realeased, where then they return to their heterosexual lifestyle of being with only women to fulfill these desires. These men insist they are not gay but only participate in such activities until they get out, where they go back to being straight.
Friend: "So when you were locked up the last 5 years...what did you do with all that time....and how did you get off?!? there werent any women other than manly women security guards and visits from your girlfriend once a month...even then thats not enough..."
Former Prisoner: "Jail is all about time - a lot of it - and finding ways to use it and make it go by quicker. sometimes i read, lifted weights, played basketball...and to get off, i was a gurd."
Friend: "....a gurd??"
Former Prisoner: "yeah...a gurd. 'gay until release date.' i was pretty much gay until i got out...with no women around, i had no choice. now that im out, im straight again."
Former Prisoner: "Jail is all about time - a lot of it - and finding ways to use it and make it go by quicker. sometimes i read, lifted weights, played basketball...and to get off, i was a gurd."
Friend: "....a gurd??"
Former Prisoner: "yeah...a gurd. 'gay until release date.' i was pretty much gay until i got out...with no women around, i had no choice. now that im out, im straight again."
by jackiejackieee April 20, 2008
gurd to be good at something...having desirable or positive qualities especially those suitable for a thing specified
by Miles07 January 22, 2007
n. a greasy turd
a really stinky, greasy poop that most-likely will leave streaks in one's drawls.
Originates in Denver, Colorado
a really stinky, greasy poop that most-likely will leave streaks in one's drawls.
Originates in Denver, Colorado
by MJD June 3, 2004
by SandraLee September 9, 2007
A specific person we all have, who smells like an Indian curry loving fuck. This word, based out of Southern Calif. started by a bunch of heads who attend The Friday prayers at ISCN. Also, fuck every one of you gurds.
"Ayo Haroon, look at all these gurds pullin up at scc."
"Woow, what gurds."
"You know I heard tho... That Shafi is thee biggest gurd to ever exist.?!"
"Woow, what gurds."
"You know I heard tho... That Shafi is thee biggest gurd to ever exist.?!"
by Wizardofozz April 9, 2020
by Salmontiddy December 28, 2016