Gurdle 

A wet Pussy fart 💨 🥴

*in British accent* “Hey boatee can I smell your mums gurdle”

Gurdle by Gibby Sanders May 25, 2019

gurdle 

Like a corsett. It's something used mainly by women to give them the ideal slim and slender shape while supporting the breast.

Betty: This dress is too small.
Betsy: You better get a gurdle.

gurdle by T raci October 9, 2006

Gurdle 

A rather selfish presence that goes about its days sabotaging the lives of its innocent unsuspecting so called "friends". The prime objective of a gurdle is to satisfy their own needs and wants in life disregarding whatever or whoever gets in their way.
Often gurdle's pretend and become something their not in order to gain the like of the opposite sex.
Well known for chasing after things that aren't theirs to chase.

OMG that Gurdle girl is such a bitch. What is the point of her. I just don't get her...

Gurdle by Egg-ween May 8, 2008

Gurdle 

A term used for popping someones day.

Person 1: Barbara is such a gurdle
Person 2: I know she just gurdles my day

Gurdle by Clifford_XOXO November 5, 2016

Gonad gurdle 

A condom

Always use a gonad gurdle during sex.

Gonad gurdle by Blake November 11, 2002

Pelvic Gurdle 

When someone, preferably a female, tries to slap your tummy, but have the aim of a blind squirrel, and hit you in the Pelvis.

Yo, Whitney gave me a Pelvic Gurdle this morning, the fuck?!

Pelvic Gurdle by Fuck Whitney November 5, 2010

Ring Sting Gurdle Ding 

Not to sure ask Spenny Warne

Just go up to some someone gurn your face andf shout ' Ring Sting Gurdle Ding!!!'

Ring Sting Gurdle Ding by anonymous March 27, 2022