A rather selfish presence that goes about its days sabotaging the lives of its innocent unsuspecting so called "friends". The prime objective of a gurdle is to satisfy their own needs and wants in life disregarding whatever or whoever gets in their way.
Often gurdle's pretend and become something their not in order to gain the like of the opposite sex.
Well known for chasing after things that aren't theirs to chase.

OMG that Gurdle girl is such a bitch. What is the point of her. I just don't get her...

Gurdle by Egg-ween May 8, 2008

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Gurdle

A term used for popping someones day.

Person 1: Barbara is such a gurdle
Person 2: I know she just gurdles my day

Gurdle by Clifford_XOXO November 5, 2016

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Gonad gurdle

A condom

Always use a gonad gurdle during sex.

Gonad gurdle by Blake November 11, 2002

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Pelvic Gurdle

When someone, preferably a female, tries to slap your tummy, but have the aim of a blind squirrel, and hit you in the Pelvis.

Yo, Whitney gave me a Pelvic Gurdle this morning, the fuck?!

Pelvic Gurdle by Fuck Whitney November 5, 2010

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Ring Sting Gurdle Ding

Not to sure ask Spenny Warne

Just go up to some someone gurn your face andf shout ' Ring Sting Gurdle Ding!!!'

Ring Sting Gurdle Ding by anonymous March 27, 2022

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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