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Someone who's awesome at soccer and who should also play lacrosse.
"Yo, Landon should totally play LAX!"
Landon by JesuitsRule January 3, 2024

Hypostatic Union 

The union of both a human ousia/substance/nature and the divine ousia/substance/nature in the one divine Person/Hypostasis of Jesus Christ, God the Son.
"HYPOSTATIC UNION, BABY!!!"
Hypostatic Union by JesuitsRule November 17, 2023
1) Someone who is not at all sus.

2) True, rather than false -- i.e., "Carp" is the opposite of "cap."
"Carp's not sus, unlike Gurcsik, who may be sus."
"OK, class, let's go over these 'Carp or cap' questions..."
Carp by JesuitsRule January 20, 2023

Kovaleski 

A term for the number 16, Jake Kovaleski's soccer number, and also one of the numbers from the TV show "Lost." (Not to be confused with a KovaLAXski, which is a term for the number 32, Jake Kovaleski's sophomore-year lacrosse number.)
"You'll have a Kovaleski of minutes to take this quiz."
"Please open your course packets to page Kovaleski."
"Pope Benedict the Kovaleskieth died on December 31st, 2022."
Kovaleski by JesuitsRule January 20, 2023
An act of going 92mph in a 70mph zone, particularly when going skiing in Pennsylvania instead of going to school and taking an essay test in a Theology class.
"Yo, dude, did you see how fast that car was going?! That guy was really pulling a Gurcsik! He might get a ticket and be the next DelRocini!"
Gurcsik by JesuitsRule March 10, 2022
What Charles Ryder and Julia Flyte do on the ship back to England in Catholic convert Evelyn Waugh's 1945 novel Brideshead Revisited.
"All next day Julia and I spent together without interruption; talking, scarcely moving, held in our chairs by the swell of the sea."
talking by JesuitsRule February 17, 2021