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A secretly sexist cuntface, who doesn't like gender equality. A person who gives an individual with a DICK, yes a HUGE COCK, much more space, and rights, than she gives to a individual with a pussaay.
Basically a person who thinks she lives in the fucking 1200th century, and refuses to move on like a normal human being.
Alice (has a pussay): What time is it?
Gunnel: AAAALIIICE!!! SHUT UP, YOU'RE TALKING TO MUCH.
Alice (still has a pussay): I didn't do anything?
Gunnel: SHUT UP!!!
Gunnel by Sir Alex Dickface December 12, 2016
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She is a hot fucking teacher. When she smiles, every guy gets an orgasm. Her ass is so tight, Big and juicy
Gunnel is so hot

Yeah dude
gunnel by Niggafaggot123 November 21, 2017

gunnel hunch 

Defecating over the side, the gunwale (pronounced "gunnel"), of a boat so as to avoid unnecessarily stinking up the head (the boat's bathroom). The gunnel hunch is considered simple good manners as odors linger on a boat and nobody likes cleaning the head.
This rail on the stern is perfect for holding onto while executing a gunnel hunch. You can use the washdown pump or the sea to clean yourself up afterwards.
gunnel hunch by LuvMyRedDog December 20, 2008

Gunnel Whomping 

Standing on the aft gunnels of a canoe and bending the knees as if to jump, then straightening the legs repeatedly thus propelling the canoe forward.
Steve fell many times while trying to perfect his gunnel whomping skills.
Gunnel Whomping by Imdora May 14, 2011

zeke gunnel 

A lip packing fuck tard who wants to be in the NBA but he sucks and is to busy talking shit and being a redneck to do so.
zeke gunnel by Nifterb March 9, 2017
Gunzel ( noun, slang Australia): A person who pursues
useless and pointless railway enthusiast activities. Verb (intransitive) to
gunzel, to go gunzelling. From an old English term meaning “kept boy” which has homosexual connotations.

In the professional Railway Industry the term "DFC" or "Dribbly Foamer Cunt", has largely replaced "Gunzel" although the term "Gunzel" is still used in railway enthusiast circles.
Gunzels like Railpage and Trains!
Gunzel by BarneyD October 18, 2008

gunnerjumped 

Man there were so many people at that party, I felt gunnerjumped.
gunnerjumped by broly6 December 24, 2014