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A secretly sexist cuntface, who doesn't like gender equality. A person who gives an individual with a DICK, yes a HUGE COCK, much more space, and rights, than she gives to a individual with a pussaay.
Basically a person who thinks she lives in the fucking 1200th century, and refuses to move on like a normal human being.
Alice (has a pussay): What time is it?
Gunnel: AAAALIIICE!!! SHUT UP, YOU'RE TALKING TO MUCH.
Alice (still has a pussay): I didn't do anything?
Gunnel: SHUT UP!!!
Gunnel by Sir Alex Dickface December 12, 2016
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She is a hot fucking teacher. When she smiles, every guy gets an orgasm. Her ass is so tight, Big and juicy
Gunnel is so hot

Yeah dude
gunnel by Niggafaggot123 November 21, 2017

gunnel hunch 

Defecating over the side, the gunwale (pronounced "gunnel"), of a boat so as to avoid unnecessarily stinking up the head (the boat's bathroom). The gunnel hunch is considered simple good manners as odors linger on a boat and nobody likes cleaning the head.
This rail on the stern is perfect for holding onto while executing a gunnel hunch. You can use the washdown pump or the sea to clean yourself up afterwards.
gunnel hunch by LuvMyRedDog December 20, 2008

Gunnel Whomping 

Standing on the aft gunnels of a canoe and bending the knees as if to jump, then straightening the legs repeatedly thus propelling the canoe forward.
Steve fell many times while trying to perfect his gunnel whomping skills.
Gunnel Whomping by Imdora May 14, 2011

zeke gunnel 

A lip packing fuck tard who wants to be in the NBA but he sucks and is to busy talking shit and being a redneck to do so.
Zeke Gunnel

you fucking suck at basket ball.
zeke gunnel by Nifterb March 9, 2017
Gunzel ( noun, slang Australia): A person who pursues
useless and pointless railway enthusiast activities. Verb (intransitive) to
gunzel, to go gunzelling. From an old English term meaning “kept boy” which has homosexual connotations.

In the professional Railway Industry the term "DFC" or "Dribbly Foamer Cunt", has largely replaced "Gunzel" although the term "Gunzel" is still used in railway enthusiast circles.
Gunzels like Railpage and Trains!
Gunzel by BarneyD October 18, 2008

gunnerjumped 

Extremely nervous, excited, or worried
Man there were so many people at that party, I felt gunnerjumped.
gunnerjumped by broly6 December 24, 2014
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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