Definitions by LuvMyRedDog

e-door 

The thing that closes when you unfriend or block someone on social media, likeFacebook.

"Don't let the e-door hit you Iin the as in the way out. "

e-door by luvmyreddog October 24, 2018

e-posit 

When you deposit a check to your bank account using an online app. Past tense is "e-posited".

Yeah, I'm almost ready to go to lunch, just let me e-posit this check and then we can leave.

e-posit by luvmyreddog February 8, 2018

Pata sucia 

Pata Sucia: Spanglish; Direct translation- dirty foot; used in reference to men and women who remove their shoes in public and then proceed to walk barefooted wherever they may be; mainly found at night clubs or after being at a night club.

LADIES, YOUR STILETTOS MAY BE PAINFUL, BUT THAT IS THE CHALLENGE YOU ACCEPTED WHEN YOU PUT THEM ON. BEAUTY=PAIN

"Check out the pata sucia on that vaca. Hey tubby, put your shoes back on."

Pata sucia by luvmyreddog June 22, 2014

sexual chocolate

Basically, just a normal black guy that your white girlfriend wants to have sex with, or blow, or whatever sexually.

My cheating girlfriend called me from the bar to let me know that she was leaving with a piece of sexual chocolate.

sexual chocolate by luvmyreddog February 19, 2014

gunnel hunch 

Defecating over the side, the gunwale (pronounced "gunnel"), of a boat so as to avoid unnecessarily stinking up the head (the boat's bathroom). The gunnel hunch is considered simple good manners as odors linger on a boat and nobody likes cleaning the head.

This rail on the stern is perfect for holding onto while executing a gunnel hunch. You can use the washdown pump or the sea to clean yourself up afterwards.

gunnel hunch by LuvMyRedDog December 20, 2008

sprack a load

Yet another term for ejaculating, but only when you do it on, rather than in, someone.

"Jenna is so dirty. I spracked a load all over her face and she loved it."

"June's a prude. Maybe if I sprack a load in her face I can get her to break up with me."

sprack a load by LuvMyRedDog December 18, 2008