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A secretly sexist cuntface, who doesn't like gender equality. A person who gives an individual with a DICK, yes a HUGE COCK, much more space, and rights, than she gives to a individual with a pussaay.
Basically a person who thinks she lives in the fucking 1200th century, and refuses to move on like a normal human being.
Alice (has a pussay): What time is it?
Gunnel: AAAALIIICE!!! SHUT UP, YOU'RE TALKING TO MUCH.
Alice (still has a pussay): I didn't do anything?
Gunnel: SHUT UP!!!
Gunnel by Sir Alex Dickface December 12, 2016
Words you can keep
She is a hot fucking teacher. When she smiles, every guy gets an orgasm. Her ass is so tight, Big and juicy
Gunnel is so hot

Yeah dude
gunnel by Niggafaggot123 November 21, 2017

gunnel hunch 

Defecating over the side, the gunwale (pronounced "gunnel"), of a boat so as to avoid unnecessarily stinking up the head (the boat's bathroom). The gunnel hunch is considered simple good manners as odors linger on a boat and nobody likes cleaning the head.
This rail on the stern is perfect for holding onto while executing a gunnel hunch. You can use the washdown pump or the sea to clean yourself up afterwards.
gunnel hunch by LuvMyRedDog December 20, 2008

Gunnel Whomping 

Standing on the aft gunnels of a canoe and bending the knees as if to jump, then straightening the legs repeatedly thus propelling the canoe forward.
Steve fell many times while trying to perfect his gunnel whomping skills.
Gunnel Whomping by Imdora May 14, 2011

zeke gunnel 

A lip packing fuck tard who wants to be in the NBA but he sucks and is to busy talking shit and being a redneck to do so.
Zeke Gunnel

you fucking suck at basket ball.
zeke gunnel by Nifterb March 9, 2017
Gunzel ( noun, slang Australia): A person who pursues
useless and pointless railway enthusiast activities. Verb (intransitive) to
gunzel, to go gunzelling. From an old English term meaning “kept boy” which has homosexual connotations.

In the professional Railway Industry the term "DFC" or "Dribbly Foamer Cunt", has largely replaced "Gunzel" although the term "Gunzel" is still used in railway enthusiast circles.
Gunzels like Railpage and Trains!
Gunzel by BarneyD October 18, 2008

gunnerjumped 

Extremely nervous, excited, or worried
Man there were so many people at that party, I felt gunnerjumped.
gunnerjumped by broly6 December 24, 2014
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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