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A mistress. Generally used by Americans of Southern Italian descent. Thought to be derived from the from proper Italian noun "cumadre".
As long as you take care of the house and the kids and are around most of the time, a good italian wife doesn't mind if you get a gumada.

My pop told me long ago, the cardinal rule to fucking around is this: NEVER fall in love with your gumada.
gumada by succulentboi March 18, 2004
Related Words
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Guadeloupe 

Most incredible and insane place to be born on earth. Small island in the middle of the caribean this only lucky human being blessed by the divinity has the chance to be borned there.
Dream beaches, volcano, mountains, forest, river, waterfall, reefs is what you see everyday.
Don't even think of what you eat! Tasty, spicy, yummy - several dishes as dombré et crevettes , migan, court-bouillon, columbo and the famous BOKIT! will make you feel in heaven.
And last but not the least Guadeloupeans are probably by far one of most beautiful people on earth. Descendant of native arawak mix with african, french, spanish and indian give you the perfect human living. You need sunglasses to watch them as they shining too much.
After life you go in Paradise and after Paradise you go in Guadeloupe
Guadeloupe by LAMARCY February 25, 2021
A word used by Italian-Americans (or those that like their slang) to refer to a man's mistress. It is a corruption of the Italian word "comare", meaning godmother. See "gumba" for the equivalent (sort of) term for men.
"Tony's wife was furious when his gumad called the house."
Gumad by kendallzemp May 1, 2010
that gumdeng is crazy at basketball yo
gumdeng by Jamaal Tinsley November 9, 2004
A man who lives with his parents and can't have sex because he is lonely and visits the Bunker daily.
That man issuch a Gumaer so lonely and sad, he should move out of his parents house and visit the Bunker.
Gumaer by Football2492 July 23, 2012

Gumpdere 

Derived from the Japanese word 'ぐんぴる' meaning 'to be a gump'

Gumpdere is used to describe anime girls who have an iq below 40.
Guy 1: My waifu is ____!
Guy 2: Wtf man, she's a total Gumpdere!
Gumpdere by Jaybubski September 3, 2018