Gumaer

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A man who lives with his parents and can't have sex because he is lonely and visits the Bunker daily.

That man issuch a Gumaer so lonely and sad, he should move out of his parents house and visit the Bunker.

Gumaer by Football2492 July 23, 2012

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Gumser

A toothless blowjob.

Hey Peck, How was Thailand?

Great! I got a Gumser from one of the lady-boys.

Gumser by Rotten40 November 20, 2011

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Gumbercules

Hermes:
"He'll be as strong and flexible as Gumby and Hercules Combined!"

Dr. Zoidberg:
"You mean Gumbercules? i love that guy!"

Gumbercules by Slim Jim of James Hall May 13, 2006

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blue gummer

A racist term. Used to describe someone whose skin is so dark, that their gums look blue.

1: Damn dude look at that black guy!
2: Holy shit he's a blue gummer!

blue gummer by iamnobody00 May 17, 2009

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Dragondick-gumler

The word to describe the machines that gumels on dragon dick for protein and testosterone.
Only Global Elite niggers are cabable of gumling dragon dick.

Random beta male: Ayo fam, what are you gumling on?
Sigma male: Stfu pussy im a dragondick-gumler while your mom is in my basement

Dragondick-gumler by Dragondickgumler420roflmao November 11, 2021

Gmaer

Gamer but gameryer

John:wow what a gmaer
George:that sure is a gameryer gamer if i've ever seen one

Gmaer by Shavlo December 5, 2019

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blue gummer

A spear chukka, jemima, nigger, etc.

We don't allow blue gummers in here.

blue gummer by Vladimir Putin October 16, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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